That's quite the toy collection you got there, D.

A couple years ago, I bought one of those Fleshlights (
www.fleshlight.com) - just to try it out, but, uh... I wasn't too impressed. I don't know if maybe I just didn't buy the right one or maybe if it's just that I wasn't born to use a Fleshlight, but... it just wasn't a very sexy experience. Not at all.
Hmmm. I wonder what else they got...