Nice one DWM222! boy are you in trouble with the ladies now, Lia! Danielle! look what DWM222 wrote!!!.:D:D

Geeze...never thought of that (probably why I have so many x-wives)..:D

Nah! you just like to live on the edge DWM222! and just fall off occasionally.:D

LOL...thats me "Extreme"..hope it doesn't wind up being "I've fallen & I can't get up"...:D

Warning...please read..
 

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings. I have even done it myself a couple times, unintentionally, but this one is real, and it's important.

Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

You fell for it as well DWM222!!!,oh well, at least i'm not the only one then.:D:D

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thuffocate’

:D

Now that was funny WhyYou!

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

:D

Guy walks into a bar sees a beautiful blond, he walkes over to her and says i want to be part of your body, she lookes at himand said No thanks i already have a *******!!!!!!!:D

Lol, nice one MISSY!.:D:D

The perfume of the magics.:D


who wants to adopt this dessert "newborn" kitten?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div

The perfume of the magics.:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEnZ...c-HM-fresh+div



I didn't believe it !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvC5...eature=related

Think of a number.
multiply it by 3
now add 5
take away the number you first thought of.
now add 7
subtract 4
add back the number you first thought of


now close your eyes






DARK, ISN'T IT? LOL:D

Here's some of the British version of "Candid Camera". It's called "Just for laughs".:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z69U3BmmfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdN87gyVwE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ueg7Q7hO7U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNTj5Fus1K4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijboFaP5kY

Nice Mart.:D
I had already seen. They are all amusing ones.:p

Boy asks his mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom says, "don't even go there, the way that party went, you are damn lucky you don't bark."

Difference of communication in our society.:D

Now that's funny Laranger

funny Mart!

Here's one of my favourites from "just for laughs" can you guess why!.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34h-3yLZDc

No Mart I can't guess why!

I would be prepared to be a gentleman toward a woman "so" (to buy flowers, and to show my sweetness of good civic sense).:p

What did one lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog?

Hmm they are right we do taste like chicken!!!

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ***."OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your *** it won't be Cheerios!"
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender says, "Um, sir- you have a steering wheel jammed in your drawers?"
Pirate replies, "Arrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Two fish were sitting in their tank. One says to the other, " You drive, I'll man the gun."

Text message's
 

Heres a text i got today, i often get these from my daughter.

" A cop tells a hooker she can't be selling sex. She says i'm not,
I'm selling condoms with free ***** samples."

Kids, gotta love em!

blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."

What do blondes do with their ******** in the morning?.
Pack their lunch and send them to work.

How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?.
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?.
A mental block.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?.
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Boy am i trouble.:D:D

Alison, blonde.
Lia, blonde.
Danielle, natural blonde, formerly dye extraordinaire.

Yes, man, you are so in trouble...;)

Thought i was, but then no blonde jokes could ever relate to Lia, Alison or Danielle. Because all three of these girls are smart and intelligent.;)

Phew!!!, i think i'm out of trouble now.:D

Don't worry Mart. Relating to Lia I can say she likes jokes about blondes and she knows some good ones herself.
Hmmm, I hope I didn't confuse her with someone else? Maybe I'm in trouble now, lol.

I know. :p

Alot of cool videos in here. Heres some more british comady i think should be included.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5pO06BdSk

Thanks for the link Immortal, that brought back memories. I used to watch "the youngs ones" every week because it was truely funny, satirical and rebellious for it's time.:D

Joke:
Two gays sitting in the bus. First saying to another: "Let's do IT right here". Second answer "No! Look around. A lot of people here."
First: "How about... If I'll smoke here and nobody pays attention we'll do it?"
Second: "OK."
The gay smoked his cigarette and nobody said anithing. Fellows did their dirty business.

Next day in another bus. Two alcoholics:
First: "Let's drink here."
Second: "You must be crazy!! Yesturday one guy's been ****** in the *** after smoking in the bus "
:):):)

Satir, did you really find that funny or just like the humilation it offered?

You think its not funny?
yes i find this funny. at least it sounds great on my native language :p
How do you like my english?

Actually, no I did not. It demeans 2 classes of people.

BTW, your English is probaly better than mine, thanks for asking.

Your welcome Mart. Too bad the young ones was a short lived show.

True Immortal "the young ones" was shortlived, shame though. Just found this clip the best Arnie impression ever and i was literally in tears watching this. In my opinion the funniest comedy sketch on Youtube.:D:D:D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weQDA0HNJiE