Attachment 511

Attachment 512

Attachment 513

Attachment 514

What a driver!, love this one.:D
Attachment 515

Funny photos/signs
 

I recently had a baby who is now five months old. We took her to a specialist and so far she does not show any signs of NF. But it could still be too early to tell. When did your kids first show signs of NF?

From the Moderator: This is TOTALLY OFF the topic of this thread. This post should be reposted in a proper thread with a relevent topic!

I like cats, and that is amazing. Are they really safe? What I mean is, how predictable is their behavior? I only ask because I've had house cats that would decide to get frisky if they were in a bad mood.

Pouncer is a beautiful animal. Now I'm off to Google to look up Serval(?) cats. :cool:

Pouncer is a big baby. I have never had a problem out of him, he would lick you if anything he is vary loving, but thats him. i have heard of servals with bad tempers but i think you get that with any pet. pouncer weighs 37 lbs and can jump about 12 feet . they are not a pet for somone who does not have the room for them to run or the time to spend with them. a board cat = a cat finding somthing to ocupy them selfes with. in pouncers case he finds paper to shred, but they are quite capible of destroying a house if they want to. if you want to see video of pouncer and his brother the breeder has a youtube sight ( spotsallover ) koby is pouncers brother, pouncer is the one draging his bed into the tunnel.

That is totally wild! A black lab showed up at my house last year and I let her stay (even though I'm not really a dog person). I don't think even she weighs 37 pounds. I've had cats all my life. So it's hard for me to fathom a "house cat" THAT big! :eek: My last cat (R.I.P.) was a mellow dude - cool as he could be. The one before him was moody and had a nasty temper though. If he'd been as big as Pouncer, I'd be dead right now... several times over. :D

Sounds like he's a blast to have around though. I'll definitely check out that Youtube video!

Very, very cool. Thanks for sharing that.

here is pouncer laying on my brother, he came up to help me on the house and layed on the couch and pouncer layed there with him

Great pic! I love that shot. In fact, if you cropped it just the right way, it would look like Pouncer had taken your brother's head and was about to have a meal. :D

He must be very affectionate. Did you have to get him fixed, so he wouldn't spray/mark the house though.

He has all his parts in tact. he has been bred 3 times with one of the breeders femals to produse more kits with his temperment. he dosent spray in the house but he will out in his encloshure outside. servals sent in side by rubbing the top of there heads on things to leave there sent there. it dosen't leave an oder that we can smell. any one that comes over gets marked as his, lol . when my daugher has her friends over he rubbes agenst every one of them. we dont have any other pets so spraying isnt a problem.

You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!

So...when do we get to see those pics? :D

(Welcome back Missy)

I like Pouncer! I think her deserves his own thread and profile, any ideas for an avatar? He's already the most famous cat here on the forum, lol.

I like Pouncer, too, and agree he deserves his own thread and profile.
It's a shame it would be awfully difficult for him to post here. Maybe he could get a translator, like ... Sarah?
Naw, Tigger wouldn't want to expose her to us weirdos.

I dont think he quite mastered reading yet. lol all he does with the paper is shred it into little pieces. He does lick Missys boobs though and i have no idea why!

Maby he thinks if he lick's them they will grow?:D

You're not covering them in some kind of sweet smelling body lotion? :D

Oh Tigger, I know where you sleep. lol:rolleyes:

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!

Im sorry but after seeing that photo, I just coulden't help my self. Tigger has not seen it yet , he and Amanda snuck off to have supper at Red Lobster. after Amanda blew up the crab legs in the microwave. lol

Thats not where i wold keep mine but I thought you guys would enjoy it.

MMMMmmmmmmm....Marcy! :D

lol I knew you would like that one!;)

For the next one, get her to face the camera! :D

Laranger the early years!:D

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lololololololol

In most cases they can remove all of that after the wreck!

Missy! YOU are one sick broad!:D

I would like to know what he does for a living? only thing job I can see him working is a sideshow freak in a circus.Imaging him going in to apply for a job and the interviewer going...:eek:

Missy where are you getting these from, their hilarious!!!. Especially the baby at the computer, just keep them coming Missy.:D:D

Burma Shave signs
 

BURMA SHAVE

For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don’t know what you missed!

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.


They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.


Here are more of the actual signs:


DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
BURMA SHAVE

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave


A GUY, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE



Do these bring back any old memories?


If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME!

I just Googled Burma Shave, until you mentioned him Geezer, i'd never heard of him. He certainly come out with some great sayings. Here's a few more i found.


Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match

Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
are

On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny



Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender


Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink

Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!

Pouncer isn't the only one checking things out! lol

I thing this is cute!

My tv...my remote...even when i'm sleeping.
Attachment 609
I swear i never drank them...hic!!!
Attachment 610
It's elementry my dear dogson!.
Attachment 611

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Great pics Missy & Mart..:)