Parody's!
 

You got to love "Parody's", Well no one HAS to but i do so here are 2 of my favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTLUSMOgas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y

I hope someone gets a kick out of these:)

Well i certainly got a kick out of them Immortal.:D absolutely hilarious.:D

Another Arnie impersonator that had me in tears of laughter. "Arnie's pizza shop answering machine".:D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEZyS2pjE4

Now that was funny Mart! I came across This parody, and this one had me in tears as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpvr91p7DM

I had to add this one too, not as funny but it pays off at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q64oOPWVoBE

Another two good finds Immortal and your right the second one pays off at the end.:D:D

Good one's everyone..I'll have to dig around & find a few new one's to post:)

> One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman
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Why women wear leather
 

When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new truck.

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep." :D

Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'?
He did a lap of Honour!

Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!

How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.

Conflict in the Mideast.
 

Ok, I'm at it again. If any one here is from the Mideast, I'M SORRY!
This is just too funny. Enjoy!

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/13150_mi...ne-minute.html

I'm thinking you ment MIDDLEeast..mideast sounds like you were talking somewhere in the USA as in midwest..etc. :D

Thats the name of the video, "The Mideast conflict in 1 minute".

A cop is doing his night shift on a street known for the many "clandestine dates" happening there all the time. He then spots a couple in a car, with its inner lights bright on. He closes up on the car for a better view, and sees a young guy reading a computer magazine in the driver's seat and a girl polishing her nails in the rear seat. The cop, startled, comes to them, and asks the guy to open the window.

"Yes, officer?"
"Good evening, mister. What are you guys doing here?"
"Reading a magazine", the guy responds.
"OK", says the cop. Pointing at the girl, he continues, "And the young lady?"
The guy responds, "I think she is polishing her nails".

"Whoa", the cop thinks to himself. "A young couple alone in a car on the lovers' lane, and nothing lewd going on?!" But he keeps asking anyway:

"How old are you, young man?"
"22, sir", he answers.
"And your... How old is she?"
The guy looks at his wristwatch and responds for her:

"She'll be 18 in ten minutes."

As mentioned in the "anything under the sun" thread". Here's some classic Monty Python sketches, starting with the alltime classic the parrot sketch. With a few other great sketches, British comedy at it's best.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

Spam sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

Village idiot sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBNqUdqm1E

And my favourite comedy "Faulty Towers" which for anyone not familiar with this British comedy. It was about a madcap hotel manager Basil Faulty played by John Cleese. With his ever suffering wife Sybil played by Prunella Scale. Not forgetting the in incompetent Spanish waiter Manuel played by Andrew Sach's. this is the classic car thrashing and still very funny today. There are many more clips but just in too many parts to link here.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmQMYMcY6nI

good one. Very nice joke.


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[quote=seshu;15105]good one. Very nice joke.

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I suspect you are spamming us. Again. :mad:

Most certainly nobody should click seshu's link. It smells like spam and malware.

I had forgotten the village idiot sketch and the car thrashing is a classic. I think there were lest than a dozen Fawlty Towers episodes made. And wasn't the maid John Cleese real life wife?

There was actually 12 episodes made of Faulty Towers and yes your right John Cleese was married to Connie Booth. Who played the maid Pollly Sherman, they married in 1968 and divorced in 1978.

One of my favourite episodes is "Waldorf salad". It's in three parts.:D

Part one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYWVwrbk5U

Part two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnul3ySiGk

Part three
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGWmxddz4GM

Thanks Mart! No one could do a "meltdown" like Basil Fawlty! I didn't know the bit about Cleese being married to Connie Booth at the time. I remember on the show when Basil was looking at Polly's sketchbook and answered the phone "Fawlty *******"! They never would have gotten away with that on US tv.
Andrew Sachs was great as Manuel too. According to IMDB, he was actually injured once while filming the show and sued the BBC!

Yeah that's a good episode! I never understood why the show only lasted for just one season.
There is a good one in which Basil is betting on the horses! Need to see if I can find it.

I don't remember the Fawlty ******* line it has been quite a while since I have seen any of the episodes. Seems like someone was always slapping Manual on the back of the head.

Yes he did say *******, well he was looking at Polly's pokies through a thin jumper at the time lol. Bit risque at the time for the BBC though lol. The episode was "the psychiatrist". It's on Youtube in five parts.:D

if you have a netflix account you can watch the Monty Python shows and all of Fawlty Towers on instant on your PC and if you have a Xbox 360 then you can view the shows on your T.V. which what I was doing. :)

I don't have either one TexasDrake.

Well i've never heard of Netflix before, sounds interesting. I have all the faulty Towers episodes on dvd and quite a few of Monty Python on video. Which one day i'll get around to copying on to dvd lol. But thanks for the tip anyway Texasdrake.;)

Here is a video I found amusing:):)



http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/272...th-mandy-moore

And also very funny.:D

Try this one...I liked it (even shared it on my facebook page):D
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Woops...fergot the link:)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank

Here is my JOKE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xk_QB1w8JY

FUNNY the one about stimlus is also good.

That's why we all love banks DWM222.:D

That's one of the funniest dumb blonde videos i've seen in a long time Satir, thanks for finding it.:D

I just had to post this, Got this in my email today.


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Thanks for the info Immortal!. it may come in use for some of us.:D

Blonde At Best Buy
 

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?

The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead!

lol lol ololo

Why did the blonde wash her phone?
Because she thought she wouldn't get any dirty phone calls with a clean one.:D

I won't make any comments here, Just watch the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I

Pity i dont know this guy but i underst00d this joke :) he wants someone to slap his nuts :)

Good one Immortal!, that guys nuts!!!.:D
Here's another silly parody, all i'll say is watching this one could save you toothpaste.:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYiAst-Zoc

You might be too drunk to drive it the tree you just dodged to avoid hitting is actually the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror.