Best Valentine's reading. Ever.
 

Happy Flower Business Day Everyone!

Kids, please DO NOT read this at home. Not to mention try.

Is this stuff "vanilla" enough to post on Facebook?

Oh my! People have interesting fantasies.

I still need to find me a porno of a woman using some smokeless tobacco. I just need to know that it is out there. Rule 34, if it exists, then there is porn of it.

Oh kids, did you get the snark in my wording AND the content linked there?
Just bumped into that looking for "twincest" (Haley & Hayden comes to mind).
The story itself is pure cheese, but is at least well written.

PS: I dislike, no, despise and dread Valentine's yearly sugar overdose.

Far, far nicer stuff than the previous. "Fantastic" does not even do this a semblance of justice.

WARNING: Make sure you have a LOT of time off if you are to click the URL.