i remember alot of the Mel Brooks movies especially "Blazing Saddle".A positive message?....like don't fart near a open flame such as a Camp fire?

the Camp fire reminded me of a story my best friend told me something that he done back in High School...another positive message,don't do something dumb like pissing into a camp fire. He done it once out of boredom.Lets just say he had to leave the area fast..he said the whole area around the camp fire stinks to high heaven