It was close to midnight when the telephone rang in the sex therapy surrogate's apartment."I'm all wound up and I've got to see you" urged the voice of one of her newest patients,who had been making remarkable strides in her tutelage.
"There,there---- relax,relax" the woman responded soothingly. "just take two aspirins now,and then ball me in the morning."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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