A suspected jihadist was being grilled at Guantanamo Bay. "Honest officer," he said,"I'm not a suicide bomber!"
"We heard what you said," the officer replied.
"We've got you on tape."
"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could have sex with 72 virgins,"
the suspect said. "All I said was I'm dying to get laid."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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