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1. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF YOUR TOP BEDSHEET?
Beige
2. WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF YOUR FRONT DOOR?
White
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE NOW?
Artificial flowers/phone book
4. WHAT IS ON YOUR COOKER NOW?
Nothing
5. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
Television/alarm clock
6. WHAT IS THE MAIN THING YOU SEE OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT WINDOW?
Trees/neighbors house
7. WHAT IS THE MAIN THING YOU SEE OUTSIDE YOUR BACK WINDOW?
Trees/neighbors house...& the Rocky Mountains
8. WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOP YOU VISITED
Whole Foods Market
9. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chili cheese burger
10. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Diet Pepsi
11. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED NOW?
3-4 rifles/shotgun
12. WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKETS NOW?
Wallet
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Have I ever lied to you....That you know of? 
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