A DRUNK WAS WALKING THRU THE WOODS AND HAPPENRD APON A CHURCH GROOP, AND THE PASTER WAS BAPTISING PEOPLE IN THE RIVER. THE DRUNK WONDERED OUT AND BUMPED INTO THE PASTER, THE PASTER SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET JESUS TODAY, DRUNK REPLIED YES I WOULD. SO THE PASTER DUNKED HIM IN THE WATER AND THEN SAID HAVE YOU MET JESUS TODAY, DRUNK: NO. PASTER DUNKED HIM AGAIN HELD HIM UNDER A LITTLE BIT LONGER THIS TIME. PASTER: HAVE YOU MET JESUS? DRUNK:NO I HAVEN'T. SO THE PASTER GETTING A LITTLE UPSET DUNKED HIM A 3RD TIME AND HELD HIM THERE FOR ALMOST 30 SECONDS. HE ASKED AGAIN HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS ? DRUNK REPLYED : NO, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE FELL IN?