[Texasdrake]

A hung over guy walks into his kitchen moaning and shaking his head.His Roommate who was cooking breakfast asks him what was wrong.He told him that he went to a party in the neighborhood last night and he lost his wallet there.The problem was he was too drunk to remeber which house the party was held at.

Roommate: Do you remember anything about the house? since the party was in the neighborhood it shouldn't be that hard to find.

Hung over guy: Well I remember the house had a set of deer antlers on the front door.

Roommate:Ok was there anything else you remember?

Hunged over guy: I remember there were red curtains in the living room... Oh yeah they also had a gold metal toilet.

Roommate: Well that house shouldn't be that hard to find.

After they drove around the neighborhood for a while they spotted a house with a set of deer antlers on the front door.they walked up and knocked on the door.A woman in a bathrobe and her hair in curlers answered the door.
The hunged over guy looked at the woman and then at his roommate.

Roommate: Well go ahead and asked her.

Hunged over guy: Ma'am did you have a party here last night?

Woman: (In a foul mood) Yeah so what?

Hunged over guy: Do you also have red curtains in the living room?

Woman: (Mood getting worst) Yeah, so what is it to you?

Hunged over guy: (getting excited) Do you also have a gold metal Toilet?

The woman had a disgusted look on her face,looked the guy over and then turns towards the inside of the house.

Woman: (yelling) Honey we found the ******* who crapped in your Tuba!!!