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Old 05-27-2010, 06:23 PM   #555
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This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!

I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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