A man was sitting on a park bench,reading a newspaper.Suddenly he threw the paper to the ground and yelled, " All politicians are ********".
The man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit said," I take offense at that!"
"Why?" the first man asked. " Are you a politician?"
"No," he replied, " I'm an *******."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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