" You get to choose,Harvey," the fellow who had set up the double date told his buddy. "One of them has kind of a dumpy figure and is short on looks,but she's incredible when she gives a blow job! The other is pretty and has a perfect pair of legs,which she shows off by wearing shoes with high heels"
"Say no more,Fred," interrupted Harvey. "I'll go for head over heels any time."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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