The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them are in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, the head and the ***** are interchangeable, and you get the same material discharged from either end.
