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Originally Posted by tigger
Do you know why the chef was arrested??????????? He was caught beating an egg!!!!! (Amandas joke)  |
Nearly as bad as these!.
What happens if a dog stays in the sun too long?.
It turns into a hotdog.
Where do pigs keep their savings?.
In the piggybank of cause.
Where do fish keep their savings?.
In the riverbank of cause.
Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
Because he wanted to have chocolate milk.
Why was the cow afraid?.
Because he was a cow-ard.
Where do cows go on vacation?.
Cow-lifornia.
I'll stop here, it's getting embarrassing.