This wasn't exactly a line, and I don't remember exactly what they said, but its a story worth telling. I was going through airport security recently and these two really hot chicks in the TSA (that part was enough of a surprise to begin with) started going through all my stuff and asking me detailed questions, not like they thought I might be a terrorist, but like they were flirting and wanted to get to know me. The only question I really remember isn't too sexy: one of them asked me what my favorite bird was and I said "the bald eagle" and she said, "Well, who doesn't like that?" I really couldn't believe it, and I was wishing I could ask one of them out, but of course, I had to get on my plane.
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