She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up to my door. She knocked...I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, Al "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! Could you watch my dog?"
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