A man came out into the kitchen one morning to find his wife cooking breakfast in her nity. He walked up behind her and she turned and said make love to me right this min. So he grabed her put her on the table and made love to her. She pushed him off and went back to the stove. Puzled he said what was all that about. She said the egg timer is broke!
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