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Old 12-23-2008, 01:51 PM   #241
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Default Merry Christmas

My dear friends and family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, Christmas is tight this year. I will
be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts.
Please let me know your sizes.
You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you
wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is
most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
1. Soft and Hygienic
2. Non-slip grip strips on the soles
3. Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
4. No more bending over to mop up spills
5. Disposable and biodegradable
6. Environmentally safe
7. Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out
the Sand Bags.

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for
each one of you.

NOTE:

Sizes for Europeans.....with the silk flowers option should be
ordered well in advance.

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