[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

...Thhough I may not be into certain acts I do it because some of my fans enjoy it and have requested it. Sorry for wanting to please my fans.

Hey Danny,

I don't know if my note will change how any of your fans feel about watersport action, but I think helping others understand more about sex is always worthwhile.

Urine is a water solution of urea and other chemicals. In ancient times, it was widely used as a cleaning agent. The urine a healthy person produces is sterile and non-toxic. Urea and water can decompose into carbon dioxide and ammonia. In fact, ammonia is antiseptic, and even today, water solutions of ammonia are widely used for cleaning.

While there is no evidence for its medical efficacy, the regular drinking of urine, known as urine therapy, has been practiced openly in some cultures, while condemned in others, like Islam. Probably its most famous practitioner was Indian statesman Morarji Desai, who told a US TV journalist that drinking urine was the perfect medical solution for the millions of Indians who cannot afford medical treatment.

He caused discomfiture to millions of Indians when, as prime minister, he propounded the efficiency of urine-drinking. He attributed his longevity to drinking urine - which he called the 'water of life' - at least twice every day. -source

Famously, the physician and pioneer sexologist Havelock Ellis, albeit married, suffered from impotence until age 60, when he discovered he could be aroused by the sight of a woman urinating, a paraphilia ("fetish") he named undinism and today better known as urolagnia.

One might speculate why seeing a woman urinate can be arousing. Perhaps it derives from its visual similarity to "squirting," manifested by some woman experiencing orgasm, especially after suitable Grafenberg Spot stimulation. It is noteworthy that many woman who do squirt remark on how, just prior to expulsion, it feels like the having the need to urinate.

Beyond sex, observe that our language associates urination with joy: "I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself." (Aside: Contrast this with defecation: "I was so scared, I almost s_hit myself." Also notice how the affective contrast between urination and defecation parallels their (anti)septic biochemical natures!)

Personally, more than one human female has told me that her sexual arousal is accompanied by the urge to urinate. Barring some social taboo, this suggests that female urination is useful as a visual means of indicating potential female receptivity to coitus within ancient preverbal human culture, a form of innate "body language."

According to a documentary on mid-century British agriculture co-produced by the Open University in the UK, among rabbits (which symbol Hugh Heffner adopted for his famous erotically-oriented serial Playboy) a male indicates sexual interest in a female by urinating upon her.

Urination can also be associated with social degradation: One can articulate the dominance of one person by another by saying that the latter "peed down the back" of the former. But this is the same power dynamic which rear coital mounting (even in the absence of penetration) plays among many animals to express the relative dominance of two parties. (Aside: Score one point for the "all coitus as rape" perspective of certain older radical feminists.)

According to A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers, here, the percentage of female porn stars who do certain acts at least once in their careers shows an 11% rate for peeing and a 5% rate for taking pee. (Aside: the squirting rate is 16%.)

Artistically, the image of a person urinating has been part of famous fountain statues for many centuries! Among the best-known examples is Manneken Pis in Brussels, depicting a naked little boy urinating into a fountain's basin, and first erected (snicker) circa 1618. Since 1987, he has had a female equivalent in Brussels, Jeanneke Pis. But I think the MOST imaginative such fountain statuary is found in front of the Prague museum dedicated to the eminent writer Franz Kafka. It consists of two urinating men standing opposite one another above a pool in the shape of the Czech Republic. Robotic electronic motors rotate their hips and raise their penises in a way that the flow of water traces the letters of several famous Kafka quotes on the water?s surface. And for a fee, cellphone users can also use text messaging to make those guys spell out arbitrary words. Watch them do their business via YouTube here.

Hey Danny, next time you get work in Europe, why not try to meet Anoree in Prague, so that he can shoot video while you do something imaginative with this unique artwork? Maybe by then, for an extra charge, you can have the robots squirt something opaque and viscous, instead of water.

But in any case, you'll always be my favorite work of art!