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Originally Posted by laranger

Yet, you quoted it yourself...

Damn!, i was hoping no one would spot that!.


Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.