We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.
Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
Here's some funny bumper stickers quotes.
If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition!
Don't follow me, I'm lost too.
My other girlfriend is beautiful.
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson.
Make love not war - see driver for details.
If you can read this, I've lost my caravan.
Lost your cat? Look under my wheels.
Go ahead and hit me, I need the money.
No radio--already stolen.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
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