en~ I got this stuff in the mail yesterday. From China. It said to stick it on and in the morning you be detoxed. So I did. Well you know how the Chinese don't translate to English so good? heh... Now I got this smelly sticky stuff on me and every dog in the hood is tryin to hump me, even the females & neutered ones. Turns out it's a pheromone thing. My girlfriend started dragging her butt on the carpet & the last I saw of her she was chasing the mailman down the street. You want some?
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