Jokes

mart · 09-29-2008, 06:33 PM

Love that one WhyYou. That's why i got all them tickets the other day lol.

Texasdrake · 09-30-2008, 02:06 AM

I have to keep that in mind when I retire.

mart · 09-30-2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texasdrake

I have to keep that in mind when I retire.

Please don't retire to my neck of the woods Texasdrake. I couldn't afford to pay too many tickets lol.

WhyYou · 10-01-2008, 12:00 PM

A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man
marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was.
As he walked with her towards the park he turned and noticed she had
stopped. He walked towards her, wondering what wonderful thing in
nature had caught her eye.
As he got closer he noticed she was watching two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those spiders doing?" She asked.
"Those spiders are mating, honey."
"Well what is the spider on top called daddy?" The daughter continued
to watch in amazement.
"A daddy long legs."
"Is the spider on the bottom called a mommy long legs?" The little girl asked.
The father chuckled at her take on life and replied, "No sweety, that
is also a daddy long legs."
The daughter pauses a moment before smashing her foot on top of them.
Bewildered her father asked, "Why did you do that?"

The little girl replied, "We don't need any of that brokeback
mountain **** going on here!"

tigger · 10-01-2008, 06:14 PM

Old man walked into the drug store and asked the drugest for 10 viagra pills cut into quorters. the drugest looked at him and said i can do that but you wont be gitting a full erection with just a quorter of the pill. Theold man said im 94 yrs old i dont need a full erection ,i just want to quit peeing on my slippers!!!!!!

Texasdrake · 10-01-2008, 10:16 PM

WhyYou & Tigger those are pretty funny. (LOL)

The Deuce · 10-03-2008, 04:33 AM

Ok,can these jokes be dirty? I'm just wondering why these are so tame.

09-29-2008, 06:33 PM	#1
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Love that one WhyYou. That's why i got all them tickets the other day lol. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

09-30-2008, 02:06 AM	#2
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	I have to keep that in mind when I retire. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

10-01-2008, 12:00 PM	#4
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was. As he walked with her towards the park he turned and noticed she had stopped. He walked towards her, wondering what wonderful thing in nature had caught her eye. As he got closer he noticed she was watching two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those spiders doing?" She asked. "Those spiders are mating, honey." "Well what is the spider on top called daddy?" The daughter continued to watch in amazement. "A daddy long legs." "Is the spider on the bottom called a mommy long legs?" The little girl asked. The father chuckled at her take on life and replied, "No sweety, that is also a daddy long legs." The daughter pauses a moment before smashing her foot on top of them. Bewildered her father asked, "Why did you do that?" The little girl replied, "We don't need any of that brokeback mountain **** going on here!" __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

10-01-2008, 06:14 PM	#5
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Old man walked into the drug store and asked the drugest for 10 viagra pills cut into quorters. the drugest looked at him and said i can do that but you wont be gitting a full erection with just a quorter of the pill. Theold man said im 94 yrs old i dont need a full erection ,i just want to quit peeing on my slippers!!!!!! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

10-01-2008, 10:16 PM	#6
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	WhyYou & Tigger those are pretty funny. (LOL) __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

10-03-2008, 04:33 AM	#7
The Deuce Danielle Fan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mid-west USA Posts: 17	Mild Ok,can these jokes be dirty? I'm just wondering why these are so tame.

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