Jokes

WhyYou · 05-15-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

I was very disappointed, i was expecting him to actually come through the window fully. Not just a finger lol. Why did he take his shoe off? and why do all magicians or illusionist always cover up what their about to go through or make disappear? lol.

The video must have ended too early. Try watching it again. He does come all the way through the window and stands up on the outside. He probably took his shoes off to cover what his accomplice was doing (I assume the guy inside the building with him was his secret accomplice).

mart · 05-15-2009, 04:33 PM

I couldn't get the Criss Angel's "walk through window" video to play fully on Photobucket, so i found it on Youtube. Along with many other illusions like this link. Where he makes a Lamborgini disappear. It's a bit long but he does it eventually lol. Check the related videos box on the right he's done quite a few amazing illusions. Like pulling a woman in half, walking on water and so on. All tricky but clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eD3AmxyAI

mart · 05-16-2009, 05:21 PM

Just found this great picture of a girl with a nice big pair of jugs, just awesome.

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.p...ymneyk&thumb=5

mart · 05-16-2009, 06:38 PM

This woman really does have a nice *****.

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.p...cdzmgw&thumb=5

captnjack · 05-16-2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Just found this great picture of a girl with a nice big pair of jugs, just awesome.

http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.p...ymneyk&thumb=5

Wow that is pair of big jugs alright!

MISSY · 05-21-2009, 08:52 PM

Math teacher asked Sally what comes after 69? Sally replied thats easy, you wash your face and brush your teeth!

mart · 05-22-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

Math teacher asked Sally what comes after 69? Sally replied thats easy, you wash your face and brush your teeth!

MISSY!!!

i'm shocked you could know such a joke.

Nice one MIssy! i've never heard that before.

tigger · 05-22-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mart

missy!!!

I'm shocked you could know such a joke.:d
nice one missy! I've never heard that before.:d

that is one of the clean ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:d

05-15-2009, 04:33 PM	#2
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I couldn't get the Criss Angel's "walk through window" video to play fully on Photobucket, so i found it on Youtube. Along with many other illusions like this link. Where he makes a Lamborgini disappear. It's a bit long but he does it eventually lol. Check the related videos box on the right he's done quite a few amazing illusions. Like pulling a woman in half, walking on water and so on. All tricky but clever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eD3AmxyAI __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-16-2009, 05:21 PM	#3
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Just found this great picture of a girl with a nice big pair of jugs, just awesome. http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.p...ymneyk&thumb=5 __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-16-2009, 06:38 PM	#4
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	This woman really does have a nice ***. http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.p...cdzmgw&thumb=5 __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get**

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05-21-2009, 08:52 PM	#6
MISSY Danielle's Imaginary Girlfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA. Posts: 598	Math teacher asked Sally what comes after 69? Sally replied thats easy, you wash your face and brush your teeth!