Jokes

Texasdrake · 10-01-2008, 10:16 PM

WhyYou & Tigger those are pretty funny. (LOL)

The Deuce · 10-03-2008, 04:33 AM

Ok,can these jokes be dirty? I'm just wondering why these are so tame.

WhyYou · 10-03-2008, 04:43 AM

If it's really funny it's ok...but degrading jokes are out.

laranger · 10-03-2008, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Deuce

Ok,can these jokes be dirty? I'm just wondering why these are so tame.

It's the nature of the beast.

The Deuce · 10-03-2008, 03:56 PM

well, this may get me banned but it is funny,

A kid walks into a whore house and walks up to the Madam and says, "I want a hooker right now!"

Madam says, "What? no, get out of here kid and why the hell do you have a dead frog on the end of a leash"?

(kid digs into his pocket and puts a 100 dollar bill on the table)

Kid: "I want hooker with herpes right now!"

Madam: "No kid beat it, and get that dead frog out of here"

(kid diggs into pocket pulls out another 100 dollar bill and puts it on the table)

Kid: "I want a hooker with herpes and aids right now"!

Madam: "Ok kid, I've got what you want, but tell me why you have a dead frog on the end of that leash"

Kid: "Alright, I"m going to **** a hooker with herpes and aids. When I get home I'm going to **** my baby sitter, when my Dad comes home from work he's going to **** the baby sitter. Later that night my Dad's gonna **** my Mom and then the next day my Mom's going to **** the Mailman and THATS THE MOTHER ****** THAT KILLED MY FROG!!"

WhyYou · 10-03-2008, 06:34 PM

lLOL...it takes the mind of a kid to think that round-about way...LOL

Good one The Deuce!

geolarson2 · 10-07-2008, 02:36 AM

I'm originally from Colorado. I was born there, spent some very good years there as a kid. Its a beautiful place, whether we're talking the plains or Rockies, good people, too ('cept for those West Slopers--j/k). I'm expecting laranger & DWM222 to back me up on this. Its also a windy state. Lots of wind! Phew! And while I don't mean any disrespect to the folks living east or west of the Centennial State, its all their fault. Now how can I say that, you ask? Simple: Nebraska & Kansas suck and Utah blows!

DWM222 · 10-07-2008, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geolarson2

I'm originally from Colorado. I was born there, spent some very good years there as a kid. Its a beautiful place, whether we're talking the plains or Rockies, good people, too ('cept for those West Slopers--j/k). I'm expecting laranger & DWM222 to back me up on this. Its also a windy state. Lots of wind! Phew! And while I don't mean any disrespect to the folks living east or west of the Centennial State, its all their fault. Now how can I say that, you ask? Simple: Nebraska & Kansas suck and Utah blows!

Looks like you nailed that one geo..LOL

10-01-2008, 10:16 PM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	WhyYou & Tigger those are pretty funny. (LOL) __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

10-03-2008, 04:33 AM	#2
The Deuce Danielle Fan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mid-west USA Posts: 17	Mild Ok,can these jokes be dirty? I'm just wondering why these are so tame.

10-03-2008, 04:43 AM	#3
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	If it's really funny it's ok...but degrading jokes are out. __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

10-03-2008, 06:34 PM	#6
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	lLOL...it takes the mind of a kid to think that round-about way...LOL Good one The Deuce! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

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10-03-2008, 03:56 PM	#5
The Deuce Danielle Fan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mid-west USA Posts: 17	well, this may get me banned but it is funny, A kid walks into a whore house and walks up to the Madam and says, "I want a hooker right now!" Madam says, "What? no, get out of here kid and why the hell do you have a dead frog on the end of a leash"? (kid digs into his pocket and puts a 100 dollar bill on the table) Kid: "I want hooker with herpes right now!" Madam: "No kid beat it, and get that dead frog out of here" (kid diggs into pocket pulls out another 100 dollar bill and puts it on the table) Kid: "I want a hooker with herpes and aids right now"! Madam: "Ok kid, I've got what you want, but tell me why you have a dead frog on the end of that leash" Kid: "Alright, I"m going to ** a hooker with herpes and aids. When I get home I'm going to my baby sitter, when my Dad comes home from work he's going to the baby sitter. Later that night my Dad's gonna my Mom and then the next day my Mom's going to the Mailman and THATS THE MOTHER **** THAT KILLED MY FROG!!"

10-07-2008, 02:36 AM	#7
geolarson2 Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 512	I'm originally from Colorado. I was born there, spent some very good years there as a kid. Its a beautiful place, whether we're talking the plains or Rockies, good people, too ('cept for those West Slopers--j/k). I'm expecting laranger & DWM222 to back me up on this. Its also a windy state. Lots of wind! Phew! And while I don't mean any disrespect to the folks living east or west of the Centennial State, its all their fault. Now how can I say that, you ask? Simple: Nebraska & Kansas suck and Utah blows!