Jokes

[DWM222]

Originally Posted by mart

And also very funny.

Try this one...I liked it (even shared it on my facebook page)
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Woops...fergot the link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank

[Satir]

Here is my JOKE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xk_QB1w8JY

[captnjack]

Originally Posted by DWM222

Try this one...I liked it (even shared it on my facebook page)
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Woops...fergot the link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c13...f-ing-citibank

FUNNY the one about stimlus is also good.

[mart]

That's why we all love banks DWM222.

That's one of the funniest dumb blonde videos i've seen in a long time Satir, thanks for finding it.

[Immortal]

I just had to post this, Got this in my email today.


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[mart]

Thanks for the info Immortal!. it may come in use for some of us.

[Immortal]

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?

The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead!

[Satir]

Originally Posted by Immortal

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black.

The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes.

The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde?

The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

To all the Blondes on this forum, I'm dead!

lol lol ololo