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09-05-2009, 05:25 AM
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Dreaming of Danielle
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Pity i dont know this guy but i underst00d this joke
 he wants someone to slap his nuts
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09-09-2009, 05:28 PM
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Danielle's Only True Love
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Garden of England, Kent
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Good one Immortal!, that guys nuts!!!.
 Here's another silly parody, all i'll say is watching this one could save you toothpaste. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYiAst-Zoc
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09-12-2009, 04:41 AM
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Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: 3rd rock from the sun
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You might be too drunk to drive it the tree you just dodged to avoid hitting is actually the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror.
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09-21-2009, 07:07 PM
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Danielle's Only True Love
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Garden of England, Kent
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A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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09-23-2009, 10:41 PM
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Danielle's Only True Love
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Just a few saucy funny clips, ok so i like panties!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqZHvOwP30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0krkQSX3cM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsycjXZe6LY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWaVnVFcwok
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09-26-2009, 05:39 PM
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Location: Colorado
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09-27-2009, 11:18 AM
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Danielle's Only True Love
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01-12-2010, 05:15 AM
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Danielle's Biggest Fan
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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If women are so good at multitasking, why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time?
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01-12-2010, 10:42 AM
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Danielle's Only True Love
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Garden of England, Kent
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Who says they can't Raymond!, trust me they can.
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