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01-12-2010, 10:42 AM
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Danielle's Only True Love
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Who says they can't Raymond!, trust me they can.
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01-14-2010, 07:05 AM
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Lead Moderator (deceased)
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A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.
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01-14-2010, 09:27 AM
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Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: 3rd rock from the sun
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I liked that one Whyyou!
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01-19-2010, 02:04 AM
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Danielle's Biggest Fan
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Colorado
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Good one Whyyou
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