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03-27-2010, 09:47 PM
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Quotable Quotes
Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever -unknown
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. - Mark Twain A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
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03-27-2010, 11:53 PM
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Whiskey in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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03-28-2010, 12:32 AM
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He who fart in church sit in own pew.
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03-28-2010, 09:40 PM
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DWM222, that was a good one! Made me laught.
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03-28-2010, 11:15 PM
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Thanks FTVfanatic..
Here is another favorite of mine... There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. Donald Rumsfeld
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03-29-2010, 09:27 AM
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. -Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. -Marilyn Monroe The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. -Mark Twain
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03-29-2010, 06:10 PM
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One of the least common things in the world is common sense.
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03-29-2010, 06:30 PM
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Of course I can't resist posting one of my favourite quotes here:
"Nobody's perfect all the time." Lia19 And here are some illustrations to proof this quote:    
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03-29-2010, 07:19 PM
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" Nobody's perfect all the time, but Lia gives it a damn good try".
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03-29-2010, 09:31 PM
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That Lia19's quote is great. It's hard to trump it!
This is what I found: "A dream is not what you see in sleep. A dream is what does not let you sleep." - Abdul Kalam |
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03-30-2010, 11:02 AM
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T-Bone I hope you have some more quotes for us!
In the meantime "Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world." -Marilyn Monroe "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." -Marilyn Monroe "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marilyn Monroe
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03-30-2010, 05:46 PM
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03-30-2010, 05:50 PM
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! My favourite. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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03-30-2010, 06:39 PM
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"We're going to jail for sure" Lia19, after getting naked for a shoot in public.  Thank god it never happened. Copyright for this t-shirt: T-bone Last edited by T-bone Thomas; 03-30-2010 at 10:49 PM. |
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03-30-2010, 07:59 PM
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Good quotes T-Bone but... even BETTER photos! Keep 'em coming!
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03-31-2010, 06:18 AM
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I spend most of my earnings, on "beer and women", the rest i just waste.-Mart.
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03-31-2010, 09:12 PM
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If you can read thank a teacher ! IF its in english thank your military! saw that on a bumper sticker.
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04-01-2010, 08:08 AM
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
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04-01-2010, 09:16 AM
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When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right.
Albert Guinon Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe. Euripides
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04-01-2010, 05:57 PM
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
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04-01-2010, 09:33 PM
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"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain
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04-01-2010, 10:36 PM
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04-08-2010, 04:42 PM
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I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!!
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04-08-2010, 05:00 PM
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04-12-2010, 07:46 PM
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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04-13-2010, 05:08 AM
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"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature."
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!" "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe
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04-27-2010, 06:25 AM
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“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi
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04-27-2010, 06:26 AM
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"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
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04-27-2010, 06:28 AM
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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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04-27-2010, 01:06 PM
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Another from "Les Luthiers":
If the mountain comes to you... RUN! It's a landslide.
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If you cant fix it with a hammer then you have an electrical problem!
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05-04-2010, 11:22 PM
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You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!!
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Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving. The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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"Smile. Be like Pucca." - Vooz Character System
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05-12-2010, 12:01 AM
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Some Mae West Quotes
• Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
• When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better. • Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. • I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. • When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. • I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. • Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio. • A hard man is good to find. Mae West
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05-27-2010, 09:00 AM
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Well since I'm not wearing anything then I guess I don't have to get anything out - Danielle FTV
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05-27-2010, 06:20 PM
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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05-28-2010, 08:42 PM
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"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
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