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05-14-2010, 09:37 AM
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Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend
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Liked the first one Mart!
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05-15-2010, 12:21 PM
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Danielle's Biggest Fan
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Also think the first one was good Mart.My question is...what was the goat doing in the church?
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05-15-2010, 06:17 PM
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Silly TD; it's obvious he was there for confession.
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05-15-2010, 11:51 PM
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Danielle's Future Ex-Husband
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: out yonder way!
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thats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.lol
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05-16-2010, 11:38 AM
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Danielle's Only True Love
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Anyway the goat was in the church, because he strayed from the herd! and now regrets it because he went the wrong way.
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05-27-2010, 06:23 PM
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Danielle's Only True Love
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Garden of England, Kent
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This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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07-06-2010, 07:36 PM
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In Love with Danielle
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Middle-of-nowhere, Wisconsin.
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Some things you just can't explain.
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar. "What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.
''Some things you just can't explain." ''Try me.'' "Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and tied her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'' "You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."
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аемб еру ыучшуые цщьут щт еру штеуктуе! Wir lieben euch Danielle! |
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