Jokes

[tigger]

LOLOLOLOL

[WhyYou]

Got this in my email this morning:



A man is driving along a highway


and sees a rabbit jump out


across the middle of the road.


He swerves to avoid hitting it,


but unfortunately


the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver,


a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,


pulls over and gets out to see


what has become of the rabbit.


Much to his dismay,


the rabbit is dead.


The driver feels so awful


that he begins to cry.


A beautiful blonde woman


driving down the highway


sees a man crying on the


side of the road


and pulls over.


She steps out of the car


and asks the man what's wrong.


"I feel terrible," !


he explains,


"I accidentally hit this rabbit


and killed it."


The blonde says,


"Don't worry."


She runs to her car


and pulls out a spray can.


She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,


bends down,


and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.


The rabbit jumps up,


waves its paw at the two of them


and hops off down the road.


Ten feet away the rabbit stops,


turns around and waves again,


he hops down the road another 10 feet,


turns and waves, hops another ten feet,


turns and waves,


and repeats this again and again and again,


until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished.


He runs over to the woman and demands,


"What is in that can?


What did you spray on that rabbit?"


The woman turns the can around


so that the man can read the label.


It says..




(Are you ready for this?)











(Are you sure?)






(This is bad!)






(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)






(You know you could just click off


and not read the punch line....)




(You can still delete it)






(You know you're gonna be sorry)







(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)








It says,






"Hair Spray -


Restores life to dead hair,


and adds permanent wave."

[tigger]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[happy7645]

hhahaha nice joke
But is it only for blondes?
Or isn't?

[WhyYou]

Originally Posted by happy7645

hhahaha nice joke
But is it only for blondes?
Or isn't?

Are you blonde?

[WhyYou]

Another one received by email:



There Is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the "Tickle Me Elmo" toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo" factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are "Tickle Me Elmo's" all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of "Tickle Me Elmo's." She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday....'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'

[mart]

Love that one WhyYou.