Question Thread for Danielle

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

I recall that your once-upon-a-time porn video colleague, Lia, whose forum remains present on this website, would pose for Penthouse magazine. Sadly, it seems that Penthouse has now filed for bankruptcy, and is going "belly up" (snicker).

Anyway, good luck with having your brother as a room-mate, which you announced in video log ("vlog") entry D445. I think it is very prudent of you to draw up an explicit agreement, lest there be any misunderstandings.

MY VLOG STUDIO DISCIPLINE SUGGESTION

The fact that you have moved your camera to a room with a door suggests a useful strategy for improving your vlogs. I've noticed that you often are harassed by your pets during shooting, to your considerable annoyance and the detriment of the shoot. We all enjoy seeing your babies, but still, why not let them spend the few minutes you need to do a shoot locked out of your studio? Besides, don't you think that maybe they are too young to listen to some of the kinky questions to which your fans demand answers?

MY PRAISE

Your ardent concern for protecting Isis and Love Bug from accidental food poisoning in the same video evidences your sincere, deep, protective love of them, which all of us find very touching. You are the "bestest" Mommy "fershure"! I hope you don't mind me noting that it's pretty obvious they are adopted, which makes your care for them all the more beautiful. It's also heartwarming to see that step-siblings from different races can get along so well.

MY QUESTIONS

Now, since you have a lot of personal experience with the porn industry, what I want to know is how you would feel if, one day (when they are of age!) Isis and/or Love Bug decided to pose for Pethouse magazine? Please keep in mind this publication has long ago forsaken doing its photography in the classic gauzy style made famous by the late porn mogul Bob Guccione, and now publishes hardcore pictorials like Shaved P_ussy and Doggy Style

Of course, snapshots can imply something that is not really going on, and thus aren't as edgy as actual videos. So, a separate question is whether it would upset you if your babies did also erotic VIDEO work - again, only when they finally are of age.

And would it also be okay if they did inter-racial shoots? EVEN if that meant they did scenes with one another, such as the harrowing clip from a prison movie here?

My final questions are these. Would you feel uncomfortable WATCHING a film in which Love Bug and Isis did a scene together? And while obviously you must speculate, do you think they would find it uncomfortable if you screened such cinematic work? Finally, would it be more uncomfortable if Love Bug and Isis were there with you, watching the same hot on-screen action together, all at the SAME time?

P.S. Love Bug should not aspire to make an eponymously named porn film, except under a stage name, because it's already been done. I was told that when Dressed To Kill, in which sexy Angie Dickinson contracts a venereal disease, did so well at the box office, the bigshots at Disney, of all places, thought they'd have a go at a copy-cat film involving herpes. Unfortunately, some idiot screwed up the spelling in the design documents and instead, they landed up making The Love Bug about some frickin' Volkswagen named Herbie! Hey buddy, there's a world of difference between Herbie the VW and herpes the VD. Sheesh!

P.P.S. By the way, if you really are willing to turn into an actual cow, I have a full-proof way to practically get you into Playboy magazine after all. Full details here.

[danielle_ftv]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

MY VLOG STUDIO DISCIPLINE SUGGESTION

The fact that you have moved your camera to a room with a door suggests a useful strategy for improving your vlogs. I've noticed that you often are harassed by your pets during shooting, to your considerable annoyance and the detriment of the shoot. We all enjoy seeing your babies, but still, why not let them spend the few minutes you need to do a shoot locked out of your studio? Besides, don't you think that maybe they are too young to listen to some of the kinky questions to which your fans demand answers?

I've thought about keeping them outside my room when I film my video logs but Isis has a bad habit of meowing (quite loudly) when she's locked out of my room (or any room I'm in).

You made me laugh with your Penthouse "Pet" suggestion. Too funny!

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

I've thought about keeping them outside my room when I film my video logs but Isis has a bad habit of meowing (quite loudly) when she's locked out of my room (or any room I'm in)...

It has been said that "Men are from Mars and women are from Venus." But maybe we're not so different after all! After all, it seems like your p_ussy has a mind of its own!

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

Permit me to continue the topic of supernumerary organs. This might well appeal to you, considering the attention you often like your "other vagina" (as Fifty Shades of Gray puts it) to receive.

Have you ever fantasized about having additional girlie parts, like the woman with three breasts in Total Recall?

But maybe a whole additional boob is over the top. How about just some extra nipples, such as seen in Mallrats?

You could easily check out how it might look. In Sex and the City, Samantha introduced us to the availability of fake but realistic stick-on nipples. Extra nipples could come in handy during gang-bangs, when all your orifices are currently busy.

Finally, what about having extra non-gender-specific parts? How would you like to have extra arms, like Kali? It seems to me that (at least some) women into autoeroticism would benefit from having a minimum of five arms - one for each breast, one for the clitoris, one for the Gr?fenberg-spot, and the last one for the anus!

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A mere two days after I submitted the content above, the Washington Post ran a story here titled Lab-grown vaginas successfully implanted in girls in tissue-engineering first. It writes in part:

Four teenage girls have received vaginas grown from their own cells in a lab. And they work... These girls were born with underdeveloped or missing vaginas because of a rare condition called Mayer-Rokitansky-K?ster-Hauser Syndrome that affects about 1 in 5,000 women... This is also a big deal for science. The sex organ is the first normally functioning vagina ever created in a lab... The breakthrough could also be meaningful to transgender people seeking sex-reassignment surgery, though the researchers did not comment on that possibility.

[Randolph Carter]

Ron, why augment Danielle? But if you must, you really need a TX Terminator that could self-modify as needed! But never, never, ever get Danielle pi$$ed off! I had to include the clip below as stress relief for Danielle after a bad day! Danielle, feel free to substitute the person of your displeasure in place of Aannhold:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CLIWyKuHiQ

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

Ron, why augment Danielle?

So there is MORE of her to love!

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

...But if you must, you really need a TX Terminator...

Sheesh! Have you never heard Danny scream Don't stop... Don't stop... Don't stop? So quite obviously, she'd pass up any lover who was a premature Terminator! However, a Sperminator would be an entirely different matter...

[RonTheLogician]

Hey Danny,

We fans know you LOVE to read and to use your Kindles to do so. I just want to confirm the e-mail address at which you receive e-book gifts. An Amazon customer support rep said it should be an e-mail address associated with an Amazon account you hold. Do you mind giving this out so that we can send you e-books, including those not already on your Wishlist?

Please let us know. Your birthday is coming up next month!

Thanks!