Jokes

ugo · 09-15-2008, 10:06 AM

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH,.....LOL

You are great, friend WhyYou !!

Texasdrake · 09-15-2008, 08:11 PM

WhyYou thats was funny.Now I know the secret to being a great salesperson.

laranger · 09-15-2008, 09:54 PM

A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn.
His brother says, "Man, where have you been?"
"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law"
"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"

"She wouldn't lie still!!"

LeoRex · 09-15-2008, 10:12 PM

Loved the bible selling joke WhyYou - hilarious!!

LeoRex · 09-15-2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laranger

A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn.
His brother says, "Man, where have you been?"
"I just got back from burying my mother-in-law"
"How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?"

"She wouldn't lie still!!"

Good one laranger - one can never go wrong with a mother-in-law joke

tigger · 09-15-2008, 10:24 PM

Good one laranger.!!!!!!!!!!!:d

luv2mtnbike · 09-16-2008, 05:50 AM

Okay here is my joke for the forum:

A guy walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatoo artist.

"I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis."

The tatoo artist looks the guy over and says. "Sorry buddy I dont think I can help you out with that one."

Guys says, "Look I am dead serious, I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis and to prove how serious I am, I will pay you a thousand dollars to tatoo the $100 bill on my penis."

The tatoo artist thinks about it and finally says, "Damn one thousand dollars huh for a $100 bill tatooed on your penis! I tell you what I will do it on one condition, why do you want a $100 bill tatooed on your penis?"

The guy thinks for a minute and replies back, "I have 3 very good reasons for wanting a $100 bill tatooed to my penis. Reason #1, I like to keep my hands on my money. Reason #2 I like to watch my money GROW. And the 3rd reason I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home!!!"

WhyYou · 09-16-2008, 06:00 AM

Good one luv2mtnbike!

09-15-2008, 10:24 PM	#6
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Good one laranger.!!!!!!!!!!!:d __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-16-2008, 06:00 AM	#8
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	Good one luv2mtnbike! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

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09-15-2008, 10:06 AM	#1
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	AH AH AH AH AH AH AH,.....LOL You are great, friend WhyYou !!

09-15-2008, 08:11 PM	#2
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	WhyYou thats was funny.Now I know the secret to being a great salesperson. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-15-2008, 09:54 PM	#3
laranger Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 604	A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothes torn. His brother says, "Man, where have you been?" "I just got back from burying my mother-in-law" "How did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying your mother-in-law?" "She wouldn't lie still!!"

09-15-2008, 10:12 PM	#4
LeoRex In Love with Danielle Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Battlestar Galactica Posts: 97	Loved the bible selling joke WhyYou - hilarious!!

09-16-2008, 05:50 AM	#7
luv2mtnbike Danielle Junkie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Atlanta Posts: 31	Okay here is my joke for the forum: A guy walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatoo artist. "I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis." The tatoo artist looks the guy over and says. "Sorry buddy I dont think I can help you out with that one." Guys says, "Look I am dead serious, I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis and to prove how serious I am, I will pay you a thousand dollars to tatoo the $100 bill on my penis." The tatoo artist thinks about it and finally says, "Damn one thousand dollars huh for a $100 bill tatooed on your penis! I tell you what I will do it on one condition, why do you want a $100 bill tatooed on your penis?" The guy thinks for a minute and replies back, "I have 3 very good reasons for wanting a $100 bill tatooed to my penis. Reason #1, I like to keep my hands on my money. Reason #2 I like to watch my money GROW. And the 3rd reason I want a $100 bill tatooed on my penis, the next time my wife wants to go out and blow a hundred dollars she can stay at home!!!"