Jokes

[tigger]

AN ELDERLY MAN IN FL. HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM WITH A POND AND SEVERAL FRUIT TREES. AND HE HAD NOT BEEN DOWN TO THE POND FOR A WHILE SO HE THOUGHT HE WOULD GO TO IT AND HE GRABED A PALE TO GATHER SOME FRUIT WHILE HE WAS THERE. AS HE APROATCHED THE POND HE HEARD YOUNG GIRLS CAIRING ON. AND HE ANOUNCED HIS ARIVAL TO DISCOVER THE GIRLS WERE SKINNY DIPING. THE GIRLS QUICKLY MOVED TO DEEPER WATER AND SAID THEY WERE NOT COMMING OUT TILL THE OLD MAN LEFT. THE OLD MAN REPLYED , I DID NOT COME TO WATCH YOU GIRLES I CAME TO FEED THE ALIGATOR!!!!!!!! MORAL= SOME OLD MEN CAN STILL THINK FAST WHEN THE NEED ARISES.