Jokes

mart · 05-31-2009, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by captnjack

Pretty good Mart! I wonder what the capital of South Carolina would be. SC maybe?

And the capital of England is of cause "E".

MISSY! that's another great joke, keep em coming.

WhyYou · 06-01-2009, 06:09 AM

I got this in an email....

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Aww CRAP...Now I forgot what I was going to tell you!

tigger · 06-01-2009, 09:32 AM

Yep been there!

dxhound2003 · 06-01-2009, 01:22 PM

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It's what's inside that counts the most

mart · 06-01-2009, 01:32 PM

What about the lazy ones like me dxhound2003? who just hold down the "D" button.

WhyYou · 06-01-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dxhound2003

Exercise

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> >I can do this twice.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> DON'T OVER DO IT
> >>
> >> The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into
> >> our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health
> >> and maintain muscle mass.
> >>
> >> If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more
> >> repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It
> >> may be too strenuous for some.
> >>
> >>
> >> Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
> >>
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> >> SCROLL DOWN.............
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~~snip~~

This is a repeat post...this joke was already posted by me on page 6, post number 213. Note that it even has my Signature on it. dxhound2003...you're a joke stealer.

mart · 06-01-2009, 04:13 PM

I thought i recognized dxhound2003 joke!, well WhyYou's joke. Not funny and not clever dxhound2003.

dxhound2003 · 06-01-2009, 04:41 PM

Sorry guys. I'm very old and when I saw Why You's Important Message I was reminded of this one. I had sent it on my e mail to a friend and I retrieved it from there without remembering where I got it first.

I'm very tired and I have to lie down now.

06-01-2009, 06:09 AM	#2
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	I got this in an email.... IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD * * * * (scroll down) * * * * * * * * * * (keep scrolling) * * * * * * * * * * (more scrolling) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Aww CRAP...Now I forgot what I was going to tell you! __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

06-01-2009, 09:32 AM	#3
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Yep been there! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

06-01-2009, 01:32 PM	#5
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	What about the lazy ones like me dxhound2003? who just hold down the "D" button. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

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mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I thought i recognized dxhound2003 joke!, well WhyYou's joke. Not funny and not clever dxhound2003. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

06-01-2009, 01:22 PM	#4
dxhound2003 Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 71	Exercise -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >I can do this twice. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> DON'T OVER DO IT > >> > >> The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into > >> our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health > >> and maintain muscle mass. > >> > >> If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more > >> repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It > >> may be too strenuous for some. > >> > >> > >> Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! > >> > >> > >> > >> SCROLL DOWN............. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> NOW SCROLL UP.. > >> > >> That's enough for the first day. Great job. > >> > >> Have a pint. __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

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dxhound2003 Dreaming of Danielle Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 71	Sorry guys. I'm very old and when I saw Why You's Important Message I was reminded of this one. I had sent it on my e mail to a friend and I retrieved it from there without remembering where I got it first. I'm very tired and I have to lie down now.