Jokes

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 02:38 AM

Ok Ok you guys probably tired of reading my jokes...last one..for the night.

A man and a woman were arguing about which gender enjoys sex the most.
"Men obviously enjoy sex more," the man said. "Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"Well," replied the woman,"think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around,which feels better,your finger or your ear?"

DWM222 · 09-11-2008, 02:52 AM

I can see I'm gonna enjoy this thread..good ones

danielle_ftv · 09-11-2008, 05:39 AM

Haha you guys are funny...yeah and unfortunately I tell the worst jokes on earth so I will leave that up to you guys.

WhyYou · 09-11-2008, 06:21 AM

LOL...good jokes Texasdrake!

I hope you come out well from Hurricane Ike. The storm is currently gaining power over the Carribbian (I know I spelled that wrong...lol). Maybe it'll hit down in Mexico and leave our country alone, we've already had a recent bad one in that general area (Texas/Louisianna).

tigger · 09-11-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by texasdrake

ok ok you guys probably tired of reading my jokes...last one..for the night. :d

a man and a woman were arguing about which gender enjoys sex the most.
"men obviously enjoy sex more," the man said. "why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"well," replied the woman,"think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around,which feels better,your finger or your ear?"

keep them comming, love them all.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 10:32 PM

Well looks like its time for a new round of jokes. I would do some blond jokes but don't want Sweet Danielle getting the wrong impression.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 10:57 PM

A man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.When he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.
"I have some bad news," the doctor said."I completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.You now have a vagina."
"Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?"
"Oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours."

tigger · 09-11-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by texasdrake

a man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.when he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.
"i have some bad news," the doctor said."i completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.you now have a vagina."
"oh my god," the man said. "so you mean to tell me i will never experience another erection for as long as i live?"
"oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours."

ow ow ow ow ow

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:19 PM

After an operation,a man came out of the anesthesia to find his wife by his bedside.He opened his eyes and murmured,"You're beautiful."
Flattered,she continued her vigil after he drifted back to sleep.He woke up again and said, "you're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?" she asked.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:40 PM

A pair of newlyweds were preparing for bed.As they were undressing,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride.
"Here put these on," he said.She put them on,and the waist was twice the size of hers. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"Thats right," said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it.I'm the one who wears the pants in this marriage."
With that,she flipped him her panties and said," Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could get the underwear only as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."
"Thats right," she replied, "and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

tigger · 09-11-2008, 11:41 PM

Your just full of them. Most i hear i wouldent repeat on here. So has ike blown your skirt up yet?

Texasdrake · 09-11-2008, 11:49 PM

No its not here yet. Not suppose to hit my area till early Sunday morning.

09-11-2008, 02:38 AM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Ok Ok you guys probably tired of reading my jokes...last one..for the night. A man and a woman were arguing about which gender enjoys sex the most. "Men obviously enjoy sex more," the man said. "Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "Well," replied the woman,"think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around,which feels better,your finger or your ear?" __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 05:39 AM	#3
danielle_ftv Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 3,321	Haha you guys are funny...yeah and unfortunately I tell the worst jokes on earth so I will leave that up to you guys. __________________ XOXO Danielle FTV

09-11-2008, 06:21 AM	#4
WhyYou Lead Moderator (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Joplin, Missouri Posts: 829	LOL...good jokes Texasdrake! I hope you come out well from Hurricane Ike. The storm is currently gaining power over the Carribbian (I know I spelled that wrong...lol). Maybe it'll hit down in Mexico and leave our country alone, we've already had a recent bad one in that general area (Texas/Louisianna). __________________ It's what's inside that counts the most

09-11-2008, 10:32 PM	#6
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Well looks like its time for a new round of jokes. I would do some blond jokes but don't want Sweet Danielle getting the wrong impression. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 10:57 PM	#7
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	A man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.When he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look. "I have some bad news," the doctor said."I completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.You now have a vagina." "Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?" "Oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 02:52 AM	#2
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	I can see I'm gonna enjoy this thread..good ones

09-11-2008, 11:19 PM	#9
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	After an operation,a man came out of the anesthesia to find his wife by his bedside.He opened his eyes and murmured,"You're beautiful." Flattered,she continued her vigil after he drifted back to sleep.He woke up again and said, "you're cute." "What happened to beautiful?" she asked. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 11:40 PM	#10
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	A pair of newlyweds were preparing for bed.As they were undressing,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride. "Here put these on," he said.She put them on,and the waist was twice the size of hers. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "Thats right," said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it.I'm the one who wears the pants in this marriage." With that,she flipped him her panties and said," Try these on." He tried them on and found he could get the underwear only as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties." "Thats right," she replied, "and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

09-11-2008, 11:41 PM	#11
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Your just full of them. Most i hear i wouldent repeat on here. So has ike blown your skirt up yet? __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

09-11-2008, 11:49 PM	#12
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	No its not here yet. Not suppose to hit my area till early Sunday morning. __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.