Jokes

Texasdrake · 03-26-2010, 11:20 PM

" I'm always amused by foreigners who don't speak the language very well," a man said to his friend."The other day a Chinese hooker who wanted to applaud me for my sexual performance told me,' I give you clap.' "

tigger · 03-27-2010, 02:46 AM

Love em WhyYou!!!!!!!!

Geezer · 03-27-2010, 04:40 PM

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!”

St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“Couple minutes ago......”

Immortal · 03-27-2010, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geezer

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!”

St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“Couple minutes ago......”

LOL.. I am a biker that has been though the black hills too.

captnjack · 03-27-2010, 09:32 PM

Good one Geezer!

DWM222 · 03-28-2010, 03:10 PM

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the
headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg,
looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I
guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

03-26-2010, 11:20 PM	#1
Texasdrake Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ft.Worth,Tx Posts: 399	Foreigners " I'm always amused by foreigners who don't speak the language very well," a man said to his friend."The other day a Chinese hooker who wanted to applaud me for my sexual performance told me,' I give you clap.' " __________________ I didn't do it!!! The dog did.

03-27-2010, 02:46 AM	#2
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	Love em WhyYou!!!!!!!! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

03-27-2010, 04:40 PM	#3
Geezer Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 895	A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!” St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” “Couple minutes ago......” __________________ Well, Dingle my Berries !!!

03-27-2010, 09:32 PM	#5
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	Good one Geezer! __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

03-28-2010, 03:10 PM	#6
DWM222 Danielle's Biggest Fan Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 478	A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!" __________________ Have I ever lied to you....That you know of?