Quotable Quotes

BlackAdder · 04-01-2010, 09:16 AM

When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right.
Albert Guinon

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer

A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Euripides

mart · 04-01-2010, 05:57 PM

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

captnjack · 04-01-2010, 09:33 PM

"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain

MISSY · 04-01-2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mart

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

oh so true! lol

tigger · 04-08-2010, 04:42 PM

I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!!

mart · 04-08-2010, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

oh so true! lol

They are only unfounded quotes Missy, i was hoping they weren't true!.

mart · 04-12-2010, 07:46 PM

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

captnjack · 04-13-2010, 05:08 AM

"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature."

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!"

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe

J2K · 04-27-2010, 06:25 AM

“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi

04-01-2010, 09:16 AM	#1
BlackAdder Board Newbie Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Seattle Posts: 9	When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong, or absolutely right. Albert Guinon Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe. Euripides __________________ Like private parts are we to the Gods, they play with us for their sport.

04-01-2010, 05:57 PM	#2
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-01-2010, 09:33 PM	#3
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?" Marilyn Monroe "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents." Marilyn Monroe "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." Mark Twain __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

04-08-2010, 04:42 PM	#5
tigger Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: out yonder way! Posts: 1,093	I child proofed the house but they keep getting back in!!!!! __________________ IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

04-12-2010, 07:46 PM	#7
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

04-13-2010, 05:08 AM	#8
captnjack Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 818	"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!" "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one." Marilyn Monroe __________________ But in your dreams whatever they may be Dream a little dream of me

04-27-2010, 06:25 AM	#9
J2K Danielle Fan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 10	“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.” - Miyamoto Musashi