Jokes

Padawan · 03-05-2011, 10:53 AM

You might have heard this one already but I post it nevertheless...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

03-05-2011, 10:53 AM	#22
Padawan Board Newbie Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Finland Posts: 8	You might have heard this one already but I post it nevertheless... Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" __________________ Uh huh. That's right. I said it. I meant it. I'm here to represent it. -Hank Moody-