Updates Suggestions

Anoree · 03-29-2014, 10:08 PM

You don't have some old, maybe torn trousers and top that you don't want to wear anymore, do you?

As a variation to the "Heart to Heart" / "Intimate in Public" shoot, you could wear pants with cut crotch that don't attract attention at first glance but show your treasures if looked closely on or pulled open.
As top you could use a shirt with pockets, unsewn at the bottom and covering holes for your areolae.

You'd look dressed normal for the unsuspecting viewer but had access to all the interesting places.

Possible titles for the update could be "Surprise Sightings", "Fortune Flashing" or "Amazingly Accessible".

Just one of the weird things spinning in my mind right now.
Another one is a zipper that goes all around to the back.

RonTheLogician · 03-30-2014, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Anoree

...you could wear pants with cut crotch that don't attract attention at first glance but show your treasures if looked closely on or pulled open.

Your suggestion inspires a related, perhaps whimsical, suggestion.

The other day we discussed the long tradition of using episodic incidental instrumental music to communicate mood within cinema. A DIFFERENT use of music is the sort of short "music video" which MTV popularized in the USA during the 1980s, in which the visual action is secondary to the illustrated song, which runs continuously during the entire span of the video.

There are many "naughty" songs for which a music video has never been made. Your suggestion reminds me of one such song, titled The Husband's Clock. Danny could make a very sexy music video using this number which could be posted within the broad "not-over-18" section of YouTube for promotional purposes. (One could also use the same staging to do a porn shoot, too.) Besides herself, it would also require two male players, one young and the other old, some sort of retro (e.g. Victorian) costuming, plus some simple props. The acting would be mute, albeit sometimes with lip-syncing. Proper strategic placement of the camera in shots would allow the video to evade being called porn, while having much the same effect on the viewer, LOL!

I think everyone will understand exactly what I mean when they listen to the song performance recorded in the MP3 file here.

danielle_ftv · 04-03-2014, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Anoree

Possible titles for the update could be "Surprise Sightings", "Fortune Flashing" or "Amazingly Accessible".

Just one of the weird things spinning in my mind right now.
Another one is a zipper that goes all around to the back.

I love the update title suggestions! I'm not sure if I have clothing like that. I would have to go through everything to see what I can work with.

Max · 04-03-2014, 02:35 AM

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

danielle_ftv · 04-05-2014, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Max

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

Not even remotely attracted to him....so I definitely won't be hiring him for a scene with me.

costamar · 04-05-2014, 06:35 PM

Atta girl! I wouldn't want to see you get intimate with the Hedgehog.

danielle_ftv · 04-21-2014, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by costamar

Atta girl! I wouldn't want to see you get intimate with the Hedgehog.

Lol...you're awful

RonTheLogician · 04-23-2014, 04:28 AM

Dear Danny,

It would be very strange if you never played with Barbie and her doll friends while you were growing up! Might she and steady boyfriend Ken still be among the things stored in a dusty old trunk somewhere?

Did you know that, like you, while she is an American girl, Barbie spent her earliest years living in Germany - albeit under an alias, Bild Lilli?

The whole story is this. In 1952, the Hamburg tabloid Bild-Zeitung introduced a comic strip character called Lilli. Sassy and ambitious, she was not bashful to talk about sex. And while she held a secretarial job, she was also fond of socializing with rich men. Starting in 1955, a Bild Lilli doll was sold. During a 1956 trip, American Ruth Handler, wife of a Mattel co-founder, discovered and would go on to license the sauerkraut sweetie, renaming her after her only daughter, so that she could debut in New York on March 9, 1959 as the Barbie we all know today.

Thus, one should not be surprised that Barbie never completely forgot her sexy origins, and would eventually win undying fame as Pornstar Barbie!

For some strange reason, unlike you, Pornstar Barbie doesn't have a profile at the Internet Adult Film Database (IAFD). But since I am a stage logician, I happen to know that Porno Babs does have one (albeit of dubious accuracy!) at the Illogicopedia here.

Pornstar Barbie started out slowly, just doing softcore films with a horror twist, such as her memorable part in the 4-minute Boys are Mean: Throw Rocks at Them! Check out her entrance in this classic here.

Ultimately, she and Ken went on to establish their reputations during the Golden Age of Porn, doing romantic hardcore like the beautiful 4-minute Pornografia which you can still enjoy today here. Believe me, you've never seen a facial scene like this before!

Disgusted with its tidal-wave of low-grade "VCR" videography, Pornstar Barbie retired from the industry during the 1980's. While her fans entertained hopes for a porn comeback after her appearance in the sexually suggestive mainstream 1997 music video Barbie Girl, they were disappointed. But now, strangely enough, as old as she is, Babs is looking for SOME way to get back into the biz! Happily, since she started out being made of plastic, plastic surgery has worked especially well in preserving her youthful beauty. Few believe she is two days older than Nina Hartley, but she is.

I spoke to her only last month and so know that she would KILL (and maybe even do scat play - eeewww!) for the chance to appear on Danielle Delaunay's Vlog Show! And get this - despite her celebrated fame, this veteran would be happy to take an UNPAID INTERNSHIP! I guess she figures the publicity alone would be worth it.

Thus I suggested that she and Ken might audition for a short regular segment within your show in which they did a static tableau vivant of a different Kama Sutra coital position each time, on which you could offer commentary. I was crestfallen when she told me this concept had been implicitly floated at Halfbakery here way back at the dawn of this century. But damn it, NO ONE has made it happen yet - and you CAN, should you so choose!

Since it would cost too much to license use of Aqua's Barbie Girl, you could always tell your vlog viewers to hum to themselves the part where Ken repeatedly sings "Come on Barbie, let's go party!" as segment bumper music.

Although you are obviously under no obligation to help Porno Babs, I have nonetheless sent you a couple of e-book Kama Sutras to enjoy. (Actually, one of them is a digest of both this famous book and derivative works.) While I would still toss the Kama Sutra for Masters and Johnson data when it came to sexual response facts, the former can be a source of playful and artistic fun!

To close, some nasty critics have sneered that Ken is very poorly hung for a porn star. As it turns out, long ago he put even John C. Holmes to shame. But that was before his tragic accident in a BDSM scene, when he was wearing the ironically named "Cheerful Chef" outfit, seen here. I'll spare you the ugly details, but that object you see pierced by the skewer is NOT a hot dog - although people sometimes do call it a wiener. Thank goodness he's still a wiz at Kenilingus!

RonTheLogician · 04-07-2014, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Max

You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy.

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Originally Posted by danielle_ftv

Not even remotely attracted to him....so I definitely won't be hiring him for a scene with me.

Whew, Danny! I sure am glad you are a one-Ron girl after all! (After all, it's only Logical.)

Now, cue the theme music here.

P.S. Even if you'll never let him "meat" you, wouldn't you still like to meet The Hedgehog? But if not, you would hardly be the first girl ever to say "So long!"

to him.

Randolph Carter · 04-08-2014, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Whew, Danny! I sure am glad you are a one-Ron girl after all! (After all, it's only Logical.)

Now, cue the theme music here.

P.S. Even if you'll never let him "meat" you, wouldn't you still like to meet The Hedgehog? But if not, you would hardly be the first girl ever to say "So long!"

to him.

Are you kidding...??? He's like 1,000 years old! Danielle would use him up in a microsecond! Besides, the whole situation is highly illogical. Better to bring in a Logician

03-29-2014, 10:08 PM	#1
Anoree Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 2,015	unexpected views You don't have some old, maybe torn trousers and top that you don't want to wear anymore, do you? As a variation to the "Heart to Heart" / "Intimate in Public" shoot, you could wear pants with cut crotch that don't attract attention at first glance but show your treasures if looked closely on or pulled open. As top you could use a shirt with pockets, unsewn at the bottom and covering holes for your areolae. You'd look dressed normal for the unsuspecting viewer but had access to all the interesting places. Possible titles for the update could be "Surprise Sightings", "Fortune Flashing" or "Amazingly Accessible". Just one of the weird things spinning in my mind right now. Another one is a zipper that goes all around to the back.

04-03-2014, 02:35 AM	#4
Max Danielle's Imaginary Boyfriend Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 769	You should do a scene with Ron Jeremy. __________________ when 2 people have ∫e^x from -∞ to 0, they integrate into 1

04-23-2014, 04:28 AM	#8
RonTheLogician In Love with Danielle Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 189	Barbie goes hardcore? You decide! Dear Danny, It would be very strange if you never played with Barbie and her doll friends while you were growing up! Might she and steady boyfriend Ken still be among the things stored in a dusty old trunk somewhere? Did you know that, like you, while she is an American girl, Barbie spent her earliest years living in Germany - albeit under an alias, Bild Lilli? The whole story is this. In 1952, the Hamburg tabloid Bild-Zeitung introduced a comic strip character called Lilli. Sassy and ambitious, she was not bashful to talk about sex. And while she held a secretarial job, she was also fond of socializing with rich men. Starting in 1955, a Bild Lilli doll was sold. During a 1956 trip, American Ruth Handler, wife of a Mattel co-founder, discovered and would go on to license the sauerkraut sweetie, renaming her after her only daughter, so that she could debut in New York on March 9, 1959 as the Barbie we all know today. Thus, one should not be surprised that Barbie never completely forgot her sexy origins, and would eventually win undying fame as Pornstar Barbie! For some strange reason, unlike you, Pornstar Barbie doesn't have a profile at the Internet Adult Film Database (IAFD). But since I am a stage logician, I happen to know that Porno Babs does have one (albeit of dubious accuracy!) at the Illogicopedia here. Pornstar Barbie started out slowly, just doing softcore films with a horror twist, such as her memorable part in the 4-minute Boys are Mean: Throw Rocks at Them! Check out her entrance in this classic here. Ultimately, she and Ken went on to establish their reputations during the Golden Age of Porn, doing romantic hardcore like the beautiful 4-minute Pornografia which you can still enjoy today here. Believe me, you've never seen a facial scene like this before! Disgusted with its tidal-wave of low-grade "VCR" videography, Pornstar Barbie retired from the industry during the 1980's. While her fans entertained hopes for a porn comeback after her appearance in the sexually suggestive mainstream 1997 music video Barbie Girl, they were disappointed. But now, strangely enough, as old as she is, Babs is looking for SOME way to get back into the biz! Happily, since she started out being made of plastic, plastic surgery has worked especially well in preserving her youthful beauty. Few believe she is two days older than Nina Hartley, but she is. I spoke to her only last month and so know that she would KILL (and maybe even do scat play - eeewww!) for the chance to appear on Danielle Delaunay's Vlog Show! And get this - despite her celebrated fame, this veteran would be happy to take an UNPAID INTERNSHIP! I guess she figures the publicity alone would be worth it. Thus I suggested that she and Ken might audition for a short regular segment within your show in which they did a static tableau vivant of a different Kama Sutra coital position each time, on which you could offer commentary. I was crestfallen when she told me this concept had been implicitly floated at Halfbakery here way back at the dawn of this century. But damn it, NO ONE has made it happen yet - and you CAN, should you so choose! Since it would cost too much to license use of Aqua's Barbie Girl, you could always tell your vlog viewers to hum to themselves the part where Ken repeatedly sings "Come on Barbie, let's go party!" as segment bumper music. Although you are obviously under no obligation to help Porno Babs, I have nonetheless sent you a couple of e-book Kama Sutras to enjoy. (Actually, one of them is a digest of both this famous book and derivative works.) While I would still toss the Kama Sutra for Masters and Johnson data when it came to sexual response facts, the former can be a source of playful and artistic fun! To close, some nasty critics have sneered that Ken is very poorly hung for a porn star. As it turns out, long ago he put even John C. Holmes to shame. But that was before his tragic accident in a BDSM scene, when he was wearing the ironically named "Cheerful Chef" outfit, seen here. I'll spare you the ugly details, but that object you see pierced by the skewer is NOT a hot dog - although people sometimes do call it a wiener. Thank goodness he's still a wiz at Kenilingus! Last edited by RonTheLogician; 04-27-2014 at 01:27 AM. Reason: mend typo

04-05-2014, 06:35 PM	#6
costamar Danielle Fan Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 14	Atta girl! I wouldn't want to see you get intimate with the Hedgehog.