Accidental porn

[RonTheLogician]

Originally Posted by Randolph Carter

...Along with Maddox's narrative, I found this one the funniest:

Dani is fond of all things Disney, so I'll observe that the lad on your publicity magazine cover had been among the first generation of Mouseketeers. Before he would leave The Rifleman, at age 16 he'd play opposite a fellow Mouseketeer, for which character he had the hots. This was appropriate preparation for his famous nude love scene (a Mouseketeer first!) eleven years later in the movie The Naked Ape.

Anyway, maybe when young Mark McCain is finished handling his father's log, he can try whacking off the pesky protuberance bothering the young lady in the photo below? (And to think Dorothy Gale bitched about the animated trees in The Wizard of Oz, hmmph!)

Your photo might well be an example of accidental porn - but there is always the possibility that something is clandestine subliminal porn! I have always leaned toward the latter theory when it came to another 1960's TV character, the famous Beaver Cleaver. Ramming home the deal for me was the fact that, in private, Eddie Haskell would always call the little fellow squirt. (Dani, Eddie was the illegitimate great-great-great-etc grandson of Joffrey Baratheon, whose facial features and character, I will admit, had been diluted through the generations.)