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09-11-2008, 11:41 PM | #1 |
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Your just full of them. Most i hear i wouldent repeat on here. So has ike blown your skirt up yet?
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09-11-2008, 11:49 PM | #2 |
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No its not here yet. Not suppose to hit my area till early Sunday morning.
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09-12-2008, 12:16 AM | #3 |
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We'll have to appoint Texasdrake the message board Jokester...LOL!
Good jokes Texasdrake! Im still laughing...lololol!!
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09-12-2008, 12:53 AM | #4 |
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There i was surrounded by the enemy. Running low on ammo. Just then , my squad leader kicked in the door. He screemed " hey stupid" get off the dam playtation and get down to the kitchen!!!!!:d
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09-12-2008, 12:56 AM | #5 |
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LOL!!! Good one tigger...LOLOLOL!!!!
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09-12-2008, 12:59 AM | #6 |
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One of the guys at quonico e-mailed that to me.
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Pet rules
I don't think I ever posted this one on the other message board.
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - their nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not stake a claim for it, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur-niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember : Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 01. Eat less 02. Don't ask for money all the time 03. Are easier to train 04. Normally come when called 05. Never ask to drive the car 06. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 07. Don't smoke or drink 08. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 09. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need $$$$ for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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