Questionnaire

[ugo]

Originally Posted by mart

Ugo if you want to answer any of these questionnaires. The easy way is to quote the questionnaire and delete my answers and type yours. Does this help Ugo?. Some of the questionnaires were posted by other members Ugo.

If your asking how to do them, just type 1. then the question and so on.

In part you said good Mart
I would like to know when do the new questionnaires every time you have new questions and ideas. For example like this:
-New questionnaires by Mart is total of up to 5 now.
-And so on time with other members that they too have created their questionnaires on the total.

To better see a fair list of new questionnaires.
My advice.

[mart]

Originally Posted by ugo

In part you said good Mart
I would like to know when do the new questionnaires every time you have new questions and ideas. For example like this:
-New questionnaires by Mart is total of up to 5 now.
-And so on time with other members that they too have created their questionnaires on the total.

To better see a fair list of new questionnaires.
My advice.

Either i just make them up as i go, or Google, fun questionnaires Ugo. There are lots of questionnaire sites out there. Just Google questionnaires and i'm sure you'll find lots.

[ugo]

Originally Posted by WhyYou

There are 2 questionaires in this thread.

Thanks My Friend Mart.
For example : as said WhyYou. From Quote.

[Anoree]

Maybe we could use the topic, or use the first line of the questionaire, to count:
----
Questionaire 13, Answer 5:

1. ...
----
or shorter Q 13 A 5

Just my two cent.

[ugo]

Originally Posted by Anoree

Maybe we could use the topic, or use the first line of the questionaire, to count:
----
Questionaire 13, Answer 5:

1. ...
----
or shorter Q 13 A 5

Just my two cent.

YES ANOREE !!!!!!!!!!

Was what I wanted the order to better understand the list the new questionnaires that you did. And when you add other ideas of questionnaires by post.
Excuse me my Friend Mart, if I have not explained well.

[Anoree]

Up to Post 104 we had 13 Questionaires (+1 unanswered Game from Ugo) with 82 answers

Q1 A16
Q2 A11
Q3 A5
Q4 A3
Q5 A5
Q6 A3
Q7 A8
Q8 A9
Q9 A5
Q10 A8
Q11 A5
Q12 A2
Q13 A2

I copied the thread into Word and named the Answers accordingly - but the file is too big to post it here. (2.5 MB)
I'll try to make it smaller. It may be attached to this post later.

Edit: I made it! I reduced the file size by 97%.
I had to strip off all the graphics (including the smileys ) and move to another program, but here it is: All previous 104 posts in one file:

1st version, zipped OpenDocument Text, readable by OpenOffice, for example. I think Word 2007 can read that, too.
2nd version, zipped RitchTextFormat, should be readable by all, but has some ... strange effects at the end.

[ugo]

Interesting, Anoree !!
I can understand better.
Why sometimes there are so many questions from questionnaires in general, and you become confused.
For example : but I have answered? But it was not always that question? What I replied? Ect.

[Anoree]

Q13 A3

1. How many cars do you own?
One
2. How computers do you have, including laptops?
A Dozen: 1 home server (old PC), 5 Desktops, 3 Laptops, 1 old 8-Bit Atari and 2 defect PCs (to be recycled) =12
3. How many pets do you have
None, had a dog a few years back
4. How many tv's do you have?
Three
5. What internet service are you on?
T-Online DSL (broadband)
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat?
Any mix, I don't care for pure-breds that much
7. What is your position at work?
IT Manager
8. Are you happy with your current job?
Yes
9. Do you consider yourself generous?
Yes
10. Have you ever donated to a charity?
Yes
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road?
Not yet, but I think I would
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady?
Yes, of course!
13. Shoes, or trainers?
Shoes
14. Shirt, or t-shirt?
Shirt
15. Jeans, or pants
Pants
16. Can you swim?
Yes, a bit
17. Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes
18. Can you drive?
Yes
19. What are you best at from the last three questions?
Driving
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs
No
21. Do you consider yourself fit?
No
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise?
No
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight?
Yes, overseas from Germany to Florida (and back)
24. Have you ever been camping?
Yes, as a kid in school

[ugo]

Very well Anoree ! Now I understand! Then also I will have time to respond.

[mart]

Originally Posted by ugo

Very well Anoree ! Now I understand! Then also I will have time to respond.

I'm sorry Ugo to be honest i wasn't sure what you were saying, my apologies my friend.

Thank you Anoree for your help.

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by mart

Thank you Anoree for your help.

Any time, Mart.

[captnjack]

Q13 A4

1. How many cars do you own?
One
2. How computers do you have, including laptops?
Two computers
3. How many pets do you have
none
4. How many tv's do you have?
one
5. What internet service are you on?
Ma Belle DSL
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat?
None all my pets have been mutts
7. What is your position at work?
Accounting
8. Are you happy with your current job?
Pretty much
9. Do you consider yourself generous?
Yes
10. Have you ever donated to a charity?
Yes
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road?
Yes helped a blind person to find the elevator
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady?
Yes, ever chance I get
13. Shoes, or trainers? ( trainers equivalent to sneakers)
Both
14. Shirt, or t-shirt?
Both
15. Jeans, or pants
Both
16. Can you swim?
Yes
17. Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes
18. Can you drive?
Yes
19. What are you best at from the last three questions?
Not sure all 3 are be fun
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs
No
21. Do you consider yourself fit?
In my younger years I was
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise?
No I think I would get bored
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight?
Kind of like full figured depends on definition of long-haul
24. Have you ever been camping?
Yes

[tigger]

Q13 A5

1. How many cars do you own?
5 1jeep 3pickups 1 car
2. How computers do you have, including laptops?
Two computers
3. How many pets do you have
one oversised cat
4. How many tv's do you have?
3
5. What internet service are you on?
sprint wireless
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat?
cat serval
7. What is your position at work?
explosive transport
8. Are you happy with your current job?
most of the time
9. Do you consider yourself generous?
Yes
10. Have you ever donated to a charity?
Yes
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road?
yes and yes
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady?
Yes
13. Shoes, or trainers? ( trainers equivalent to sneakers)
shoes
14. Shirt, or t-shirt?
T-shirt
15. Jeans, or pants
Jeans
16. Can you swim?
Yes
17. Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes
18. Can you drive?
Yes
19. What are you best at from the last three questions?
driving its my job
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs
No
21. Do you consider yourself fit?
Yes
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise?
aircraft carier count?
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight?
yep
24. Have you ever been camping?
Yes

[geolarson2]

Q13 A6

1. How many cars do you own?
None
2. How computers do you have, including laptops?
One
3. How many pets do you have
None but often take care of my niece's rabbit & my mom's chihuahua
4. How many tv's do you have?
One
5. What internet service are you on?
Charter Cable
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat?
Giant schnauzer & whatever black cats are-tho' I'm allergic to most
7. What is your position at work?
Was adjunct prof of history (i.e., lucky if I got an offer to teach) before becoming disabled
8. Are you happy with your current job?
All things considered, life could be worse, so appreciate what I have, where I am
9. Do you consider yourself generous?
Yes
10. Have you ever donated to a charity?
Yes
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road?
Yes, tho' the person insisted on doing it himself-gotta respect the man with the cane
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady?
Yes, and men, too
13. Shoes, or trainers?
Wallabees
14. Shirt, or t-shirt?
"Go Climb a Rock" or "Go Hike a Canyon" aka Yosemite Montaineering School or Grand Canyon Nat Park t-shirts-I'm picky
15. Jeans, or pants
Cargos
16. Can you swim?
Swam with masters-caliber competitors, was a Red Cross certified lifeguard w/lifesaving merit badge to boot, so yeah
17. Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes
18. Can you drive?
Yes tho' I voluntarily gave up my license a few years back
19. What are you best at from the last three questions?
Swimming
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs
Can't remember trying to
21. Do you consider yourself fit?
Not anymore
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise?
No
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight?
Nope, just 2 hours or so, the last time in '87
24. Have you ever been camping?
Lots and lots and lots, spring, summer, fall & even in the winter lugging gear on a dogsled (they should say "dogs not included!"-lol

[Anoree]

Originally Posted by geolarson2

Q13 A3

Ah, I see it's confusing.

Geolarson's Answer would actually be Q13 A6 (Answer number Six of Questionnaire 13)

[MISSY]

Q13 A7

1. How many cars do you own?
two
2. How computers do you have, including laptops?
three
3. How many pets do you have
one cat
4. How many tv's do you have?
two
5. What internet service are you on?
gov. sat link
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat?
????????
7. What is your position at work?
team agt.
8. Are you happy with your current job?
Yes
9. Do you consider yourself generous?
Yes
10. Have you ever donated to a charity?
Yes
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road?
yes I would
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady?
Yes
13. Shoes, or trainers? ( trainers equivalent to sneakers)
both and heels
14. Shirt, or t-shirt?
both
15. Jeans, or pants
both and skirts
16. Can you swim?
Yes
17. Can you ride a bicycle?
Yes
18. Can you drive?
Yes
19. What are you best at from the last three questions?
driving
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs
No
21. Do you consider yourself fit?
Yes
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise?
Yes, my honeymoon
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight?
yes
24. Have you ever been camping?
Yes

[geolarson2]

Originally Posted by Anoree

Ah, I see it's confusing.

Geolarson's Answer would actually be Q13 A6 (Answer number Six of Questionnaire 13)

Actually, I just copied the text from someone else's answer and wasn't paying attention to the Q-this A-that part--just got copied because I had a few minutes while the storm clouds were gathering, saw there was a new questionnaire and wanted to fill in my answers before I shut my PC down and then got sidetracked with other stuff later. Just sloppiness on my part ...and now I'm wondering what Q13 A6 means.

[TheDoctor]

Q13 A8

1. How many cars do you own? zer0
2. How computers do you have, including laptops? 1
3. How many pets do you have? None, unless my sister's 2 Labbies count.
4. How many tv's do you have? 1
5. What internet service are you on? "Trío de Telefónica"
6. What is your favourite breed of dog or cat? Not an animal person
7. What is your position at work? Production/R&D Manager
8. Are you happy with your current job? I could say yes
9. Do you consider yourself generous? No.
10. Have you ever donated to a charity? Maybe. Can't remember.
11. Have you or would you help a blind person across the road? Yes, I would.
12. Have you ever opened a door for a lady? Yes, a million times.
13. Shoes, or trainers? (trainers = sneakers) Both, boots, slippers
14. Shirt, or t-shirt? Both.
15. Jeans, or pants? Both.
16. Can you swim? Yes
17. Can you ride a bicycle? No.
18. Can you drive? Can drive people mad, but not a car... yet.
19. What are you best at from the last three questions? Swimming.
20. Are you good at winning prizes at fairs Tried only once. Pulled it off.
21. Do you consider yourself fit? No.
22. Have you ever been on a sea-cruise? No.
23. Have you ever been on a long-haul flight? No. Lima - Cusco, 1 hour in the air.
24. Have you ever been camping? No, thanks.

[mart]

1. Are you scared of spiders?
No
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
No
3. Are you a good listener?
Yes
4. Can you touch your toes, without bending your knees?
Yes
5. Can you do more than five press-ups, in one go?
Yes
6. Can you skip?
No
7. Have you ever ran out fuel?
Yes
8. Have you ever had to push your car/bike for any reason?
Yes
9. Have you ever been caught short and had to pee behind an object?
Yes
10. Would you slap a child in anger?
Never
11. Would you do a bungee jump?
No
12. Would you do a parachute jump?
Definately not
13. How many beds in your home?
Three
14. How many trees in your garden/backyard?
Five
15. How many games consoles do you have?
Two

[captnjack]

1. Are you scared of spiders?
No
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
No
3. Are you a good listener?
Yes
4. Can you touch your toes, without bending your knees?
Yes
5. Can you do more than five press-ups, in one go?
Yes
6. Can you skip?
No
7. Have you ever ran out fuel?
No
8. Have you ever had to push your car/bike for any reason?
Yes
9. Have you ever been caught short and had to pee behind an object?
Yes
10. Would you slap a child in anger?
Never
11. Would you do a bungee jump?
No Way
12. Would you do a parachute jump?
Definitely not
13. How many beds in your home?
Two
14. How many trees in your garden/backyard?
Seven
15. How many games consoles do you have?
none

[TheDoctor]

1. Are you scared of spiders?
No
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
No
3. Are you a good listener?
Sometimes
4. Can you touch your toes, without bending your knees?
Yes
5. Can you do more than five press-ups, in one go?
Yes
6. Can you skip?
No
7. Have you ever ran out fuel?
No
8. Have you ever had to push your car/bike for any reason?
Yes
9. Have you ever been caught short and had to pee behind an object?
Yes
10. Would you slap a child in anger?
Soft enough to cause some pain without damage
11. Would you do a bungee jump?
No way
12. Would you do a parachute jump?
No way
13. How many beds in your home?
5
14. How many trees in your garden/backyard?
Neither garden nor backyard
15. How many games consoles do you have?
none

[geolarson2]

1. Are you scared of spiders?
Don't like 'em, but not scared of 'em
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
No
3. Are you a good listener?
Yes
4. Can you touch your toes, without bending your knees?
Yes
5. Can you do more than five press-ups, in one go?
Yes
6. Can you skip?
Yes. I almost skipped this question lol
7. Have you ever ran out fuel?
No
8. Have you ever had to push your car/bike for any reason?
Yes, but that was for a dead battery
9. Have you ever been caught short and had to pee behind an object?
Yes
10. Would you slap a child in anger?
I hope not!
11. Would you do a bungee jump?
No
12. Would you do a parachute jump?
Maybe
13. How many beds in your home?
2
14. How many trees in your garden/backyard?
I live in a garden apartment complex-do have 1 tree that towers over my balcony
15. How many games consoles do you have?
None

[mart]

Just thought i'd bump this thread for any newbies who might fancy filling a few in. Their just fun questionaires to give a little idea what kind of person you are.

[Immortal]

Originally Posted by mart

I only wanted the oil changed lol. That's the last time i go to your garage.

Sorry i won't stray off topic again admin!.

That's funny right there Mart! But to stay on topic:

1. What colour is your car?
Kind of brown/purple color shift custom paint.

2. What make is your car?
Oldsmobile

3. Do you wear a seatbelt, always, sometimes, never?
Always!!

4. Do you drive a manual or automatic?
Automatic.

5. Have you ever jumped a red light?
No.

6. Have you ever got a speeding ticket?
Yes
7. Have you ever had a blow-out?
Yes.
8. Have you ever parked in a disabled bay
No.

9. Have you ever parked on a no parking spot?
Yes

10. Have you ever reversed into a tree, wall, another car, or any stationary object behind you?
Yes -Fire hydrant.

11. Can you change a tire?
Yes.

12. Can you change the oil?
Yes, I can change anything on a car, truck or motorcycle.

[mart]

1. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
No
2. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
Yes
3. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
Yes
4. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
Yes
5. Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends?
A small circle of close friends
6. Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Whistle
7. Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
Yes
8. Do these efforts ever pay off?
Mostly yes
9. Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
No
10. Does "external noise" often interfere with your concentration?
No
11. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
Yes
12. Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
Chew the end of a pencil
13. Is it easy for you to relax?
Yes
14. Could you take the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
No
15. Do you think it is possible to learn anything from questionaires?
Yes

[TheDoctor]

1. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
No
2. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
Yes
3. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
Not exactly. I find hunting too primitive ans I liken fishing to piracy.
4. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
No
5. Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends?
Few, very close.
6. Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Hum
7. Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
Actually, I try to make myself laugh.
8. Do these efforts ever pay off?
Mostly yes.
10. Does "external noise" often interfere with your concentration?
No
11. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
What is "emotional music"?
12. Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
Neither.
13. Is it easy for you to relax?
Yes.
14. Could you take the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
Yes... Even people.
15. Do you think it is possible to learn anything from questionaires?
Ya kiddin', right?

[mart]

1. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
Yes
2. Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes
3. Have you ever been pushed in a pool fully clothed?
Not yet lol
4. Have you ever been arrested?
Yes
5. Have you ever shaved your head completely?
Yes
6. Have you ever made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes
7. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes
8. What do you do when you are sad?
Listen to some music
9. Who or what sleeps with you right now?
I sleep alone right now
10. What jewelry do you wear?
None
11. What noise do you hear right now?
Birds chirping
12. What's the last sporting event you last watched?
World cup football
13. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Niece
14. Have you ever accidently caught something on fire?
Yes frying pan usually
15. Have you ever been kicked out of a club?
Yes
16. Have you ever been so drunk you've had to be carried home?
Yes
17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
18. Have you ever been to an adult shop?
Yes
19. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Can't remember
20. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
Can't remember, maybe if i was drunk lol

[TheDoctor]

1. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
No
2. Have you ever been fired from a job?
No
3. Have you ever been pushed in a pool fully clothed?
Not yet lol
4. Have you ever been arrested?
No
5. Have you ever shaved your head completely?
Not yet
6. Have you ever made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes, like a bazillion times...
7. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes. Also kneed, punched and even thrown to the floor.
8. What do you do when you are sad?
Answer silly questionnaries
9. Who or what sleeps with you right now?
I sleep alone right now
10. What jewelry do you wear?
Wedding ring
11. What noise do you hear right now?
PC fan
12. What's the last sporting event you last watched?
World cup football
13. Who was the last person you hugged?
My "Niece"
14. Have you ever accidently caught something on fire?
Yes, a PJ t-shirt some 14 years ago. While wearing it.
15. Have you ever been kicked out of a club?
No
16. Have you ever been so drunk you've had to be carried home?
No
17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
18. Have you ever been to an adult shop?
Not yet.
19. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No.
20. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
My wife, far too many times to count(on either "cheek").
__________________

[Immortal]

1. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
Yes
2. Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes
3. Have you ever been pushed in a pool fully clothed?
No
4. Have you ever been arrested?
Yes
5. Have you ever shaved your head completely?
Yes
6. Have you ever made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yes...
7. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes.
8. What do you do when you are sad?
Answer silly questionnaries
9. Who or what sleeps with you right now?
I sleep with my wife.
10. What jewelry do you wear?
Watch.
11. What noise do you hear right now?
Stupid rooster that can't tell time.
12. What's the last sporting event you last watched?
Monster jam
13. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Wife.
14. Have you ever accidently caught something on fire?
Yea, my basement years ago. .
15. Have you ever been kicked out of a club?
LOL..Yes.
16. Have you ever been so drunk you've had to be carried home?
No, but got home not knowing how.
17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.
18. Have you ever been to an adult shop?
Yes.
19. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Not that i remember.
20. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
My wife, but as for "Cheek" which one?.

[captnjack]

1. Have you ever kissed someone you don't like?
No
2. Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes
3. Have you ever been pushed in a pool fully clothed?
No
4. Have you ever been arrested?
Yes nothing like waking up in the morning in a jail cell
5. Have you ever shaved your head completely?
No
6. Have you ever made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
I don’t think so
7. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Yes
8. What do you do when you are sad?
Listen to some music
9. Who or what sleeps with you right now?
All by myself
10. What jewelry do you wear?
None/unless a watch counts
11. What noise do you hear right now?
Fans it is hot here today
12. What's the last sporting event you last watched?
World cup soccer
13. Who was the last person you hugged?
A friend from work
14. Have you ever accidently caught something on fire?
Yes while burning a brush pile
15. Have you ever been kicked out of a club?
No but I was kicked off of a golf course once
16. Have you ever been so drunk you've had to be carried home?
No but I did get thrown in jail
17. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes worked in one for a short time but not as a model lol
18. Have you ever been to an adult shop?
Yes
19. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No
20. Have you ever licked someones cheek?
No