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Old 04-04-2013, 04:36 PM   #785
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Wow, quite an update! First and foremost very glad to hear that you're OK after your accident!! Take care of yourself and keep getting better.

Braces, scary thought from the male perspective (BJ's). Might want to warn a guy before hand so he can let you know if he feels them. lol

A real shame that your trip to NO went so badly. Nothing worse than being sick in a Hotel. You just want to be home and get over it.

I found your plans to branch out very interesting, I hope that you'll keep us updated with your progress.

As to demanding fans, stick to your guns and keep your private life Private!

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Old 04-05-2013, 12:11 AM   #786
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Thanks for the comments on my latest journal update e83. I will most definitely keep my fans updated on any shoots I do with other companies.
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:29 AM   #787
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Danielle, I just saw your video reply to my question about braces. The reason that I asked is because I have a RAGING braces fetish. Rilee Marks is currently one of my favorite models in the industry, and the braces just top it all off. Just seeing her smile turns me on, because she is just so pretty as is. All I can say is that if you got braces, that would be SOOOOO HOT. You are quite gorgeous as is, and the braces would make you look even cuter.
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Danielle, I just saw your video reply to my question about braces. The reason that I asked is because I have a RAGING braces fetish. Rilee Marks is currently one of my favorite models in the industry, and the braces just top it all off. Just seeing her smile turns me on, because she is just so pretty as is. All I can say is that if you got braces, that would be SOOOOO HOT. You are quite gorgeous as is, and the braces would make you look even cuter.
Well the braces won't be seen. The top braces will be on the inside of my teeth rather than the typical outside. The bottom braces will be on the outside but my lip will cover them.
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Old 04-27-2013, 05:14 PM   #789
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Well the braces won't be seen. The top braces will be on the inside of my teeth rather than the typical outside. The bottom braces will be on the outside but my lip will cover them.
Look up Rilee Marks. She looks so much cuter in braces, It's just sooooo hot
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:15 PM   #790
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Danielle.

Your Big Naturals shoot for Reality Kings which you posted about in your 29 June journal is up on the site today 28 August. I hadn't read that journal so it was a very pleasant surprise to see you there. You did a great job and you were rewarded with a nice facial at the end.

I am also a member of Twistys and I have just seen your pictures there, stunning. But I am really a video person so I am really looking forward to the Twistys video.
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I haven't signed up on BigNaturals yet so I haven't seen the video. The photos are gorgeous though. I'm super excited and can't wait for the Twistys video to come out.
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Twistys video out today. Another great shoot and another nice facial for you Danielle.
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:00 AM   #793
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Well, it seems that these days, Twitter has taken the place of your journal on this Web site. So let me take the liberty to respond to your recent tweet here.

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Welcome back home to Arizona, Danny! At first I thought to get you some flowers as a housewarming present - but then I realized that cactus is much more appropriate. When handling your new plants, please be careful of the pricks.

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Old 03-26-2014, 02:02 AM   #794
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Hi Danielle,

Regarding your video response where you were talking about Love Bug and Isis - one suggestion to get Isis from clawing the carpet is to make sure her litter box is accessible (not sure if it's in the bathroom and someone has closed the door). If that's not the problem, you can spray the kitty gymnasium with catnip spray - it will draw her there instead of the carpet for clawing. Another trick is to put double-sided tape on carpet where Isis claws - they hate that.

Any guy who hurts Love Bug (you mentioned someone who was mad at you and took it out on her) should have his testicles removed with tin shears and fried with basil and Extra Virgin Olive Oil and served to him. In a blender.

For tickets and traffic school, next time you get a traffic ticket tell them you're going to contest the charge. Show up for the judge in a low-cut, sheer blouse, no bra and short shorts. It would help if you spill a glass of water down your front, just to guarantee victory. Or drop a pencil and say sweetly "Oops...!"

If you want a funny video, check out Meridith Vieira saying "Oh Sh..!" on nationwide TV when trying to read a text in a car simulator. If the link doesn't come through, look for "meredith vieira text message sh.."

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Hi again, Danielle,

Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...

Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D

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Old 04-01-2014, 11:50 AM   #796
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Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...
Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D
Hey! If Isis got into on-screen Bondage, she could adopt the stage name P_ussy Galore! Wait a minute... isn't kitty porn illegal? (Readers, see subsequent related post here.)

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Thought you might like some cool costumes for Isis and Love Bug...

Either that, or find out if they are interested in B&D

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Old 04-08-2014, 12:55 AM   #798
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Hi Danielle,

I've noticed a lot of really delicious items in your store, but you're missing one that I think (IMO) your fans would really love...

A Danielle Calendar!

Just think, as I'm waking up, feeling like something one of my cats killed, thinking my job just couldn't suck any worse, I would go in to brush my teeth and there would be a smiling, happy beautiful woman looking back at me! Danielle, you could cure the morning blah's for men (and women too!) all over the world...possibly leading to world peace (think Vladimir Putin deciding to invade the Ukraine, then feeling all peaceful and happy because you made his day)! He'd skip the war and just sit alone in his study (or wherever he sits), admiring you and thinking happy thoughts!

Over the PA system we hear: "...and the Nobel Peace Price for achieving peace in our time goes to...Danielle Delauney...!!!" (cue crowd cheering, world leaders applauding, etc).

Ok, maybe a little hyperbole, but it really would make my day. You could have an R-rated and X-rated version, different themes (collect'em all!), etc.

How about it (he said, hopefully...)?
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Old 04-08-2014, 04:28 AM   #799
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Danielle Calendars? Great idea!

I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great!

I had started to create a selection of pictures, using two inoffensive landscape photos of each set to use as a screensaver before I switched big and just used my whole collection of pictures - which has grown to over 18,000 pictures by now - for that screensaver.

I might have to get on with that selection and provide it as source for a calendar, IF Danielle wants to have a pre-selection to choose from.
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My english is poor , et je ne sais pas si il y a beaucoup de fran?ais fan, mais moi depuis longtemps, j'adore cette opposition entre son visage d'ange et une d?licieuse perversit?..je pr?f?re voir Danielle avec des femmes, les hommes gachent l'esth?tisme et l'?rotisme...je sui fan mais raisonnable
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Even if your English might be poor (it can't possibly be as bad as my French), please try to write in this language, since it's the main language here and the only one Danielle speaks.

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Hi Anoree,

The other month I wrote you suggesting that forum admins try to automatically embed a free third-party language translation widget into every page (e.g. header or footer) which vBulletin assembles. Did you have any time to look into this? By supporting more languages, perhaps Danny can get more international sales.

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Huh? I could have sworn that in a lot of her videos, Danny shows great skill at "French"!

Cue the theme music from (and by!) France here.

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I actually considered printing a calendar myself, for my personal use, but an official, professionally printed calendar would be great!
Additional charges for a custom salutation with signature and/or lipstick-kiss on the front cover interior! And how about making the photos month-appropriate? Danny already has some Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Christmas, et cetera shoots done. Gosh, I wonder how July's big firecracker will fit...

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Hi Danny,

Your latest journal video is most welcome, thanks! But your intention to take 5yo nephew Carter to Disneyland obliges me to warn you not to accept any invitation to stay after the park closes. Some of the staff can get pretty damn rowdy!!! Just trust me on this one, okay?


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Additional charges for a custom salutation with signature and/or lipstick-kiss on the front cover interior! And how about making the photos month-appropriate? Danny already has some Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Christmas, et cetera shoots done. Gosh, I wonder how July's big firecracker will fit...

Cue the theme music here.
Ron, even better! A personalized Danielle calendar would be amazing, especially the kiss!
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Danielle, after your last update, I saw this picture and thought of you:

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Hey Dani,

You've told us it is now your ambition to forsake traditional "commodity" (mass sales) video for live cam shows, so I'd like to bring your attention to several information sources which I hope may prove useful in helping you.

First is an article that advocates for the wisdom of your new path which, at the least, should provide encouragement. It writes in part:
DVDs are dead, pay sites are struggling and porn is free and unlimited... Why live cams, Twitter and Skype may be the porn industry?s last hope.
Find this September 5, 2012 publication here.

The suggestion is made that if you can beat back the ample camming competition and serve the one-percenters, it's not impossible to rake in enormous profits: Maitresse Madeline, Dominatrix, Auctions One-On-One Webcam Session For $42,000 writes the article of 01/09/2014 here.

It seems that the mass-media has picked up on the erotic camming industry, because recent months have seen the broadcast of not merely one, but at least three English-language documentaries on this subject! You can thank my informal UK source for the discovery of the two from Britain.

Sadly, I can't tell an American how to purchase a copy of any of them, although perhaps your provider Cox has a means of selling you the HBO program about which I don't know. The two British programs are among those typically made available via free Internet VoD, at least for a limited time after broadcast, but only to British IP addresses via common geolocation tools.

But guess what? Just because it's hard or impossible to buy legitimate access, doesn't mean you have to forgo this very timely crop of vital business intelligence. As I write, you can find at least one copy of each program on YouTube, and goodness knows how many other places less subject to easy scrutiny. Now, onto the programs themselves.

First, this year HBO effectively resurrected the breakthrough series it launched a generation ago and retired in 2009, called REAL SEX. The new half-hour series is called SEX // NOW. The pilot episode, airing in January, consisted of three different segments on erotic camming. Find a preview of the show here and a chat with its creator, plus the pilot trailer, here. The most shocking (and unsubstantiated) text-based claim it makes is this:
There are an estimated 6 million cam models globally. (sic.)
To paraphrase Mr. Morse's quotation of Numbers 23:23, "What hath Jennicam wrought?"

The second program on this subject is from the UK's BBC 3 and called The Truth About Webcam Girls. The BBC describes it here, which includes a two-minute trailer and notes that this program about UK camming debuted to Britons in February.

The third program, also British, was broadcast by Channel Five in early April. It is called Webcam Girls - At Your Service and is profiled by Five here. It glibly claims a mere 10,000 British women do erotic camming - which would be barely a fifth of the global rate which the HBO program asserted. It also claims that earnings average 800 pounds sterling weekly. I found the handful of remarks posted on its legitimate (UK-only) playback Web page, especially by claimed camming pros, interesting.

I hope that, one way or another, you arm yourself ASAP with these information sources, which I am sure no small number of your competitors will. Even if they provide you little or no new insider wisdom, I think it's also important to keep tabs on what the public at large (including potential clients) is being told about one's industry.

Best of luck!


P.S. With all this broadcast media interest in camming, I would not be at all surprised if someone took up the suggestion I posted the other month about telling the Jennicam story to a new generation.

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I love it! It's so freaking pretty!!!
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Your latest journal video is most welcome, thanks! But your intention to take 5yo nephew Carter to Disneyland obliges me to warn you not to accept any invitation to stay after the park closes. Some of the staff can get pretty damn rowdy!!! Just trust me on this one, okay?


Hell yeah! I <3 cartoon porn...especially Disney cartoon porn. Probably one of my weirder fetishes.
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No wonder then that you are so into Sailor Moon, considering what she does on "underground" tribute Web sites! How about snipping out a section of orgasmic squealing from the audio track of a suitable Hentai Anime and using it as your cell phone ring tone?

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And I forget... Did you remember to sing Some Day My Prince Will Come in your recent naughty Snow White video? And did he? How many times?

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As I am ignorant of Ghiscari, I must admit that I did not know what Mhysa meant. Thus I asked Missandei, who said it simply denotes "mother." (Apparently, canines and felines are not into using possessives.)

For those of you who want to get into, or catch up with, Game of Thrones, check out the often hilarious Funny or Die miniseries, Gay of Thrones, in which the swishiest Hollywood hair stylist you will ever meet recaps the episodes of the third and fourth seasons!
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WTF? Young lady, words have CONSEQUENCES! You "aksed" for this! ;-P

Montana is renowned for its mining and its many big buttes. So what could be more natural than for some "shawtie" dwarves to get crunk, make a bootie/butte call and then go mining Hannah Montana's "tunnel of love"?

Yo-yo-yo! That's just what the Ying-Yang Twins (YYT) want to make them tiny-D mofo's do! They hail ol' Miley with Hi hoe, hi hoe! as she arrives, dons her Snow Whitebread drag, and then starts twerkin' away. Listen up dawg, as the YYT serenade her in the club with its "very romantic" song, Whistle While You Twerk here.

Shee-it, that Cyrus B dancin' gonna wreck mah balls. And they don' need no room, and no instructor to skeet! Damn straight!


Next up: Disney's Hannah Montana performs Whistle While You Twerk


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Hey Dani,

Those in the know about FTV are not surprised that many of its frauleins are into what a Volkswagen ad campaign in the 90s made famous in America, Fahrvergnuegen ("driving pleasure"). It is natural that having spent many early years in Germany, you also often find life behind the wheel to be a special experience!

Those who didn't see your video log episode here explaining your love of the road can instead listen to a brief relevant audio extract by unzipping and playing the mp3 file here.

Guess what? It turns out you are hardly the only girl to, in your own words, "get such a kick" out of driving over speed bumps to music. Since you have now come of age (and are even buying your own health insurance) we are allowed to have my friends Garfunkel and Oates explain it to you with their original song, Go Kart Racing, here, (almost correctly) captioned by a fan so that you can sing along!


Garfunkel (r.) and Oates (l.) singing Go Kart Racing

P.S. Now I know why partner-free masturbation is often called an autoerotic experience.

P.P.S. Did you ever see how your (former?) FTV colleague Violet drives a stick-shift vehicle? It's something one will never forget...
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Well, I'm not surprised after hearing the conversation you had about the Disney theme parks with your girlfriends Caroline and Max, posted here.

You know, Mickey's wandering eye eventually led Minnie to retaliate, as we all learned during their ugly and highly public divorce proceedings. Who can ever forget how it began?
Judge: Mr. Mouse, your petition states that you are seeking a divorce from your wife, Minnie, on the grounds that she has lost her sanity.

Mickey: No, your honor, there's been a mistake. What I actually told my attorney was that I'm sure she's f_ucking Goofy.

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WTF? Young lady, words have CONSEQUENCES! You "aksed" for this! ;-P

Montana is renowned for its mining and its many big buttes. So what could be more natural than for some "shawtie" dwarves to get crunk, make a bootie/butte call and then go mining Hannah Montana's "tunnel of love"?

Yo-yo-yo! That's just what the Ying-Yang Twins (YYT) want to make them tiny-D mofo's do! They hail ol' Miley with Hi hoe, hi hoe! as she arrives, dons her Snow Whitebread drag, and then starts twerkin' away. Listen up dawg, as the YYT serenade her in the club with its "very romantic" song, Whistle While You Twerk here.

Shee-it, that Cyrus B dancin' gonna wreck mah balls. And they don' need no room, and no instructor to skeet! Damn straight!


Next up: Disney's Hannah Montana performs Whistle While You Twerk

LMAO...this whole post made me laugh!
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Nope I didn't see that. That is something that I wanted to do on camera but FTVRob told me that it causes a huge mess
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Hey Dani,

The other day I caught up with your vlogs through D460. I was especially amused by D456, titled Being super silly, wherein you used digital camera software which let you play with dynamic FX ("special effects") in creative ways. It's something NEW and I think your long-time fans will get a KICK out of it - even if they no longer check out every one of your vlog postings.

Personally, the first shot of you - with an arrow through your lovely head - was a source of nostalgia to me. Even before you were born, I was a computer graphics pro. One day, I got the job of creating interesting images to demo the abilities of a new, cutting-edge, high-resolution electronic display. One of the images was a set of STATIC headshots, which I decorated with animated graffiti - including one poor fellow whose head landed up pierced by an arrow! In those days, unless you had a QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS (x2 in 2014 dollars) to buy a Quantel Paintbox (WAY beyond our budget!), you had to do what I did - write your own software to get the job done! And now, low-cost, mass-market software running on a humble PC can recognize your head, including where your eyes and mouth sit, and annotate your image on the fly. Credit the awesome progress in making digital hardware many thousands of times more cost-effective, just over your own short lifetime.

Again, I encourage you to invest in something like the $250 green-screen kit I described earlier, which would let you use a static or dynamic background (there's plenty of copyright-free imagery within the Wikimedia Commons), to make even ordinary vlog shoots more interesting. Visit the Congo jungle, a frigid arctic igloo (beware of "pokies"!), the pyramids of Egypt, a sailing ship full of horny pirates, the Eiffel Tower, a camel caravan in the sands of Arabia, the Battle of Waterloo, a Venitian canal gondola, King Kong's up-facing palm (or prick), the Houses of Parliament, a human mouth, a crater on the moon, Cerne Abbas (home to the biggest porn art in the world), a dangerous big-city slum, the back of a housefly, Disneyland - or even Disneyworld (you FINALLY get to go!) - all from the comfort of your home studio!


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Hey Dani,

As I freely confessed long ago, I don't know the porn film business... So I don't know any implied business advice to you is worth very much. But the Internet makes it possible for people to discover and explore so many things previously inaccessible! Like most men, I've often been a porn consumer during my post-pubescent years. Thus it is a real temptation to pull back the curtain, so to speak, and examine the machinery which has made the production of porn operate, even if I don't have the pecuniary interest in the industry which you do.

Recently, I asked you What education did you have for your current vocation?, partly as a prologue to pointing you at some educational material. This week, I was surprised and delighted to discover how much interesting material the AVN wesbite publishes - not just rehashed press releases, as I had cynically expected, but lots of in-depth stuff as well. I hope you have been reading their news feed for a long time, but if not, I would encourage you to start doing so.

One AVN item which caugt my eye was Inaugural Camming Con Moves Dates to July 31-August 3 which alleges that it is the first trade show of its kind. I have no idea if the cost of going to this event would prove worthwhile to you, but I thought you deserved a heads up anyway, giving the professional plans you told us about. There is no little irony in having a physical convention to address the supposed needs of an industry based on virtual meetings, but the announced secondary goal of the event is to let fans and models meet IRL.

Apropos of e-space vs meatspace, a few months ago I had naively lamented By the time your generation reaches middle age and starts to control things, I'm sure we'll live in a thoroughly virtualized world where physical location won't count for much in your business.. But for now, I'm not sanguine the porn kingpins socialize via LinkedIn or cast via Skype. But the AVN article Crowdsourcing Column: Mainstream vs. Adult - How different are they, really? implies my anxieties were misplaced. It quotes Colin of TranslationsXXX so: In mainstream almost everyone wants to do business face to face or over the telephone, while in adult email, Skype and ICQ are often preferred.

Again, let me say I am delighted with your recent initial foray into CGI (Computer Generated Imagery) via webcam software. I think such stuff can only grow in importance throughout the entertainment field as the years pass - which is the premise of that EnterTech certificate at ASU I have mentioned more than once. And in any case, your web site upkeep has already kept your finger at least a little in the technology pie for some years now. So I hope you will also pay no little attention to the AVN Technology and Webmaster news feed.

Please take note of the remarkable range of world-class Free and Open-Source Software available to you for the asking. I'm NOT talking about pirated commercial software, an analog to something that plagues your industry, but something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. For a generation now, this category of software has been designed, debugged and supported by volunteer cooperatives spanning the globe and linked via the Internet. Their motive has been a combination of unmet personal needs, ego, professional reputation building and philanthropy. They have produced remarkable tools, the equals, or sometimes, superiors of similar commercial for-profit software. Want an example? The Linux operating system, which all of Google's millions of search engine computers have always run since the day the company was founded. Google's Android, which as likely as not, runs on your smartphone or tablet, is in fact a Google derivative of Linux. It is free to all takers, as long as they don't use the name in producing products based on it.

I hope the day never comes that you still want to star in porn but cannot. But if next time (hopefully NEVER) that you "total" your car, your pretty face also becomes a permanent, irretrievable total loss, it would be good to know that you have a set of well-practiced non-trivial skills useful to a wide range of industries.

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The other day I caught up with your vlogs through D460. I was especially amused by D456, titled Being super silly, wherein you used digital camera software which let you play with dynamic FX ("special effects") in creative ways. It's something NEW and I think your long-time fans will get a KICK out of it - even if they no longer check out every one of your vlog postings.
Uh! I would be highly offended if my wonderful fans DID NOT watch each and every one of my video logs. Haha...I am kidding...sort of. I'm pretty sure Anoree is the only one that watches everyone of my video logs. If someone watches at least one of them then that makes me a happy camper.
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Uh! I would be highly offended if my wonderful fans DID NOT watch each and every one of my video logs. Haha...I am kidding...sort of. I'm pretty sure Anoree is the only one that watches everyone of my video logs. If someone watches at least one of them then that makes me a happy camper.
I'm pretty sure that some other fans watch every video log you post, too.
I might be the only one who watches them over and over again, though.
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Hey Dani,

The other day I was showing someone your video logs. In one of them you complained about the need to constantly remove and replace cables when you used your TV set as a screen for your video game console. You can easily buy a cheap automatic switching box you only wire up once. Almost certainly you are switching between so-called HDMI cables. If so, you can use the three-way switching gadget ($6 with shipping) which Amazon sells here, pictured below. Believe me, your TV set will be grateful when you get it DPed this way!



You're a great switch hitter! Why shouldn't your electronics wiring be so as well?


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Hey Dani,

I caught up with your videlogs, numbers 461-469, and I have some feedback to offer.

I don't know if it was an accident or not, but the use of a mirror behind you offers some interesting cinematic possibilities. Since they are so cheap, you could even use more mirrors yet, as long as you are careful to assure they won't break through a lateral impact or fall. Mirrors can even enhance the eroticism of a scene (cf. honeymoon suite design!)

Speaking of sexy, I am yet to see you take full advantage of your bare breasts by doing things like coloring (same/different) the areolas with lipstick, or using the areolas as irises while you draw pinched ovals around them to create giant mock eyes. Other ideas include using a very loosely-woven doily-style tablecloth as a shawl to play peek-a-boo or just donning one or two old-fashioned pasties to hide the "naughty" parts of your ample boobage, to protect our innocent eyes, oh my! Do they make a big enough helium balloon to loft your boob with a cord by its nipple? Even if not, you can pretend and simply allow the cord to extend beyond the top of the of frame; hanging the cord over a horizontal pipe, with a counterweight on its end, can complete the illusion of a balloon. Might it even start to loft you away whole at the end of the video? Yes!

It seems like for the most part, you have found Isis something other to do than pester you during shoots. But someone told me that "other thing" is establishing a fanatical theocratic state in the Middle East. Can that possibly be true?

At this point, I'm sorry to wag my finger at you (I know you prefer hard dicks) - but I feel I must. The exposure problem in videolog 461 should not have perplexed you by now. Almost the first thing people learn in doing photography is that it is almost always a bad idea to shoot someone facing the camera while they take up a small part of the frame with much brighter light hitting their back than their front side. This is especially true when the camera is using automatic brightness control, because it cranks down the gain to bring the background into mid-range, making the front of the person too dark! It is common to light a subject with a triple of lights (front, back and key), but if you want to keep it simple, just make sure the subject is dominantly front lit - and not from below, unless you want to go for a "Halloween" effect! Of course, sometimes a bright rear light can produce a desired artistic effect - like an intentional silhouette (e.g. to prep for a reveal), or as seen below, collimated off-lens-axis to create a glorious halo.


Do you know the pretty lady above? She's Debbie Harry, the singing front-woman of the legendary band Blondie, as she looked a third-century ago, during their glory days. I chose her for the example photo in my lighting mini-lecture above largely because of the way you answered the last question in videolog 467.

You don't have to be on "E" to sing I'm On E, which Debbie does in the music video seen here. I believe this was from a performance on a German television program named Musikladen, circa 1977. Check out how her wardrobe and demeanor put a sexy spin on her frenetic performance: braless under a loose-fitting blouse, watch her shake those literal (non-biological) maracas, reminding us that her chest is definitely female!

If you're in a party mood, maybe you'd like to lipsync the music and mock her moves in a video shoot! You know, much of the time, owners of copyrighted music allow YouTube to host non-professional videos using their material, electing to use same as an ad, by linking to a download sale of the corresponding high-quality track.

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Matte-black forearm-gloves and background "flocking" do the trick!



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While it was cool to see that you shot this video log while editing one of the latest hardcore videos, the lighting problem would probably have dissolved by simply switching off the bright monitor behind you.

And you're very, very welcome. I get a huge kick out of seeing your reaction to my gifts.
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Hey Dani,

I hope you've had a chance to watch the UK-made multi-hour video history of porn that I sent, which you showed in your recent birthday present vlog. If you'd like a pointer to a text-based supplement to it, consider the long essay titled The History of Modern [1527-2009] Pornography here.

With your professional involvement in *photographic* porn, especially motion pictures, I'd bring to your attention a relevant book titled Black and White and Blue: Adult Cinema from the Victorian Age to the VCR (2007). Amazon sells a Kindle version for $10, but let me point out that you could instead preview a copy at ASU Tempe. (They own both e-book and printed copies.) In many US states, residents have unpaid access to state university libraries, and perhaps that is also true in Arizona. I know in fact that the public library system in Tempe, like those in so many places, can arrange interlibrary loans for material they lack (MOST times without any user-paid fees.) Sure, these alternatives don't much matter for a book costing a lousy ten bucks, but others, like professional books, can run HUNDREDS. Use WorldCat at http://worldcat.org to query which libraries near you own copies of most "significant" books and other materials (about 2 billion items at over 10,000 libraries around the world).

Do also bookmark the wonderful, extensive, free, illustrated history of 20th century "mainstream" erotic cinema titled: Sex in the Movies: An Illustrated Cinematic History, here.

Over your short lifespan, there has been a real revolution in the acceptance and integration of erotic content in all sorts of everyday US contexts, like advertising, humor, music, etc. A 2008 book (written by a couple of English profs) on the history of US porn, which especially well explains these most recent changes, is The porning of America: the rise of porn culture... You cannot understand the sexual psychology which STILL dominates the minds of SO MANY older Americans (and folks in many other places, too) unless you appreciate the magnitude of the *recent* sea-change in sexual culture!
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Hey Dani,

Whether or not you know the term, you do seem to understand the principle of the so-called Coolidge Effect and the obvious fallout for a porn performer, especially in an age like ours, where the production and distribution of mediated performances is so inexpensive. Evidence of this includes occasional changes in your tattoos and hair color over time.

In the post above titled Vlogs 46x here, I encouraged you to intensify your efforts in combating the Coolidge Effect. Since writing it, I've come across some related matter you might find helpful, or at least inspiring. Obviously, one can only put so much effort into pedestrian video logs, so this stuff is basically directed toward enhancing your money-making hardcore sex videos.

I know you basically outsource the creation of things like costumes and accessories, but I still suspect it is useful to become better educated about such work, if only to become wiser about soliciting its thrifty CUSTOMIZED creation by fabricators. One helpful recent book is Costume Craftwork on a Budget: Clothing, 3-D Makeup, Wigs, Millinery & Accessories (Focal Press, 2007). I perused a copy and discovered detailed treatments of topics like these - life-casting (to help create personalized appliances, masks, etc.); transforming contemporary clothes into (historical, not menstrual!) period garments; making mock jewelry, pseudo-metallic armor/weapons, and headgear; producing mock animal parts like torsos, heads and even fangs; and so on. I suspect a non-fiction book like this would appeal to your sense of whimsy and romance - quite aside from its practical value in stagecraft!

You probably have access to the SyFy Channel through your Cox cable service. So perhaps you have already seen the 6-episode series of late 2013 titled Naked Vegas, about a "body-painting" firm of that name. I found it fascinating to watch as the artists of this firm used paint, adhesives, cloth, plastic, latex and all sorts of other things to fabricate world-class body art! Generally speaking, the art created is not erotic per se (one starts by using color-matched pasties to "remove" (or "Barbiefy") the nipples and venereal clefts of shaved female models), but it is not hard to believe SOME of the techniques they exploit are suitable for actresses in hard-core porn action.

Read an informative LV Review-Journal backgrounder here and then watch the 30-second trailer for the series here. If it interests you, one expects that Naked Vegas is available VoD from iTunes, Amazon, Hulu or whomever. (A closely related veteran SyFy series I have not seen is Face Off, look here.) FYI, the six episodes of NV bore these titles:
  1. Paint the Town, Red
  2. Devil Pirates and Aliens
  3. Penn & Teller Painted Magic
  4. Painted Playmate Claire Sinclair
  5. Cosplay and Steampunk
  6. Jabbawockeez Masked in Color
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Hey Dani,

I know you've been in the entertainment business for the better part of a decade now and it has brought you many rewards. But showbiz is ever less a predictable way to earn a living and one should never forgo learning about hard-to-access knowledge on how to succeed.

As someone outside of showbiz, I've been impressed by a free audio podcast series which might prove helpful to you in sustaining and expanding your career. It comes from Riki, the blonde one of the two partners who make up the edgy musical comedy team of Garfunkel and Oates, whose work I have linked to several times in your forum. Before G&O's stunning success all the way to the top of the iTunes comedy sales list, Riki began her LA career as an actress, which vocation she continues to follow with notable consistent (albeit low-profile) success. Each of her podcasts consists of an hour-long interview with a successful entertainment professional, during which she explores the ups and downs of their career with the explicit aim of discovering and publishing the secrets of success in today's showbiz industries.

Find Riki's wonderful podcasts on the page here. I'd start by pointing you at the podcast with her G&O partner Kate here.

Perhaps one day they'll be a similar podcast series peculiar to the adult industry. Who knows? Maybe you'll be the one to conduct it! Until then, I think you'll be very impressed by what Riki's series has to offer, particularly if most of your intercourse with folks in your industry is of a commercial, and hence at least partially adverse-interest, nature. Why not give it a try?

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Hey Dani,

In your video log d522.wmv you discussed how you get ideas for shoots, and brought up the notion of sticking a wooden egg inside yourself for Easter.

Because of your youth, I suspect you don't know that sticking a (chicken) egg inside herself and forcing it out was a stunt a woman undertook in a landmark film released a full dozen years before you were born! Let me tell you about it by quoting largely from a 2008 book of the famous sex film academic Linda Williams:

...as we have seen, American movies only tackled the representation of hard-core explicit sex within the genre of pornography. Moving-image pornography as practiced since the seventies has had the primary goal of arousing viewers through the maximum visibility of normally hidden organs and acts that often verge on the clinical, with aesthetic considerations secondary. The rule of maximum visibility did not mean that pornography outlawed all aesthetic concerns; nor did it mean, on the other side, that erotic art necessitated a corresponding lack of graphic content. Yet what we might call hard-core eroticism tempered graphic display with more subtle effects of line, color, light, and - in the performing art of film - subtleties of sexual performance that were much harder to achieve. In the end, moving-image pornography proved relatively easy to make and has flourished since the seventies in its own parallel universe in which art is not necessary (but can occasionally happen). In contrast, hard-core moving-image erotica proved difficult to make and did not flourish in this same time period...

One film of the 1970s, Oshima Nagisa's Japanese but French-produced In the Realm of the Senses (1976), fully succeeded in combining hard-core sex with erotic art. As perhaps the only work of seventies international cinema to actually do what Anglo-American and European critics and directors had only dreamed of doing, this single film occupies the whole of chapter 5... Pornography or not, Oshima's film has garnered important critical discussion among Western critics who know a great deal about Japanese culture... [Its] great influence has perhaps only begun to become evident since the late nineties, when a critical mass of new hard-core art cinema from Europe, Asia, and even, finally, from America, emerged to demand critical attention...

[This sadomasochistic-themed film] concerns the amour fou of a wealthy Japanese merchant, Kichi, and his woman servant, Sada... The film's reception in the West was influenced by the knowledge that it was based on a true story, already well known to the Japanese public, that had already served as the basis for another feature made the previous year.

I wouldn't be surprised if you were interested in viewing the film, given the subject matter and its importance. No doubt the Internet holds at least one copy of an English subtitles file (e.g. .srt) It seems that Hulu makes a version of the film (Is it cut at all?) available online here.

Further, since you are such a bookworm, perhaps you might like to read the aforementioned chapter 5, and the other commentary on sex films in that book and others. To this end, I'm listing a couple of handfuls of such books below, in publication date order. Note that the majority of these titles are published by university presses.
  1. Hard Core - Power, Pleasure, and the Frenzy of the Visible [by Linda Williams] (U California, 1989)
  2. Porn Studies [ed by Linda Williams] (Duke U, 2004)
  3. Soft in the Middle - The Contemporary Softcore Feature in Its Contexts (Ohio State U, 2006)
  4. The Other Hollywood - The Uncensored Oral History of the Porn Film Industry (Harper-Collins, 2006)
  5. Black and White and Blue - Adult Cinema From the Victorian Age to the VCR (ECF, 2007)
  6. The History of Sex in American Film (Praeger, 2007)
  7. Screening Sex [by Linda Williams - this has chapter 5!] (Duke U, 2008)
  8. Carnal Resonance - Affect and Online Pornography (MIT, 2011)
  9. Hard to Swallow - Hard-Core Pornography on the Screen (Columbia, 2012)
  10. Cult Film and the Cine-Erotic (Wallflower, 2012)
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In your video log d522.wmv you discussed how you get ideas for shoots, and brought up the notion of sticking a wooden egg inside yourself for Easter.

Because of your youth, I suspect you don't know that sticking a (chicken) egg inside herself and forcing it out was a stunt a woman undertook in a landmark film released a full dozen years before you were born! Let me tell you about it by quoting largely from a 2008 book of the famous sex film academic Linda Williams:
I definitely did not know that. I learn the most interesting things from you.
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I know you've been in the entertainment business for the better part of a decade now and it has brought you many rewards. But showbiz is ever less a predictable way to earn a living and one should never forgo learning about hard-to-access knowledge on how to succeed.

As someone outside of showbiz, I've been impressed by a free audio podcast series which might prove helpful to you in sustaining and expanding your career. It comes from Riki, the blonde one of the two partners who make up the edgy musical comedy team of Garfunkel and Oates, whose work I have linked to several times in your forum. Before G&O's stunning success all the way to the top of the iTunes comedy sales list, Riki began her LA career as an actress, which vocation she continues to follow with notable consistent (albeit low-profile) success. Each of her podcasts consists of an hour-long interview with a successful entertainment professional, during which she explores the ups and downs of their career with the explicit aim of discovering and publishing the secrets of success in today's showbiz industries.

Find Riki's wonderful podcasts on the page here. I'd start by pointing you at the podcast with her G&O partner Kate here.

Perhaps one day they'll be a similar podcast series peculiar to the adult industry. Who knows? Maybe you'll be the one to conduct it! Until then, I think you'll be very impressed by what Riki's series has to offer, particularly if most of your intercourse with folks in your industry is of a commercial, and hence at least partially adverse-interest, nature. Why not give it a try?

Best wishes for future success.

A podcast could be an interesting idea. I'm not really sure what I would talk about though since I already discuss so much on my video logs. If I were to make podcasts it would have to wait until the braces came off.
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Whether or not you know the term, you do seem to understand the principle of the so-called Coolidge Effect and the obvious fallout for a porn performer, especially in an age like ours, where the production and distribution of mediated performances is so inexpensive. Evidence of this includes occasional changes in your tattoos and hair color over time.

In the post above titled Vlogs 46x here, I encouraged you to intensify your efforts in combating the Coolidge Effect. Since writing it, I've come across some related matter you might find helpful, or at least inspiring. Obviously, one can only put so much effort into pedestrian video logs, so this stuff is basically directed toward enhancing your money-making hardcore sex videos.

I know you basically outsource the creation of things like costumes and accessories, but I still suspect it is useful to become better educated about such work, if only to become wiser about soliciting its thrifty CUSTOMIZED creation by fabricators. One helpful recent book is Costume Craftwork on a Budget: Clothing, 3-D Makeup, Wigs, Millinery & Accessories (Focal Press, 2007). I perused a copy and discovered detailed treatments of topics like these - life-casting (to help create personalized appliances, masks, etc.); transforming contemporary clothes into (historical, not menstrual!) period garments; making mock jewelry, pseudo-metallic armor/weapons, and headgear; producing mock animal parts like torsos, heads and even fangs; and so on. I suspect a non-fiction book like this would appeal to your sense of whimsy and romance - quite aside from its practical value in stagecraft!

You probably have access to the SyFy Channel through your Cox cable service. So perhaps you have already seen the 6-episode series of late 2013 titled Naked Vegas, about a "body-painting" firm of that name. I found it fascinating to watch as the artists of this firm used paint, adhesives, cloth, plastic, latex and all sorts of other things to fabricate world-class body art! Generally speaking, the art created is not erotic per se (one starts by using color-matched pasties to "remove" (or "Barbiefy") the nipples and venereal clefts of shaved female models), but it is not hard to believe SOME of the techniques they exploit are suitable for actresses in hard-core porn action.

Read an informative LV Review-Journal backgrounder here and then watch the 30-second trailer for the series here. If it interests you, one expects that Naked Vegas is available VoD from iTunes, Amazon, Hulu or whomever. (A closely related veteran SyFy series I have not seen is Face Off, look here.) FYI, the six episodes of NV bore these titles:
  1. Paint the Town, Red
  2. Devil Pirates and Aliens
  3. Penn & Teller Painted Magic
  4. Painted Playmate Claire Sinclair
  5. Cosplay and Steampunk
  6. Jabbawockeez Masked in Color
What's funny is I've watched a few episodes of SyFy's FaceOff (my mom and brother love that show and watch it together on a fairly regular basis). It sounds similar to what you've written about.
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Old 05-22-2015, 06:59 PM   #833
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While it was cool to see that you shot this video log while editing one of the latest hardcore videos, the lighting problem would probably have dissolved by simply switching off the bright monitor behind you.

And you're very, very welcome. I get a huge kick out of seeing your reaction to my gifts.
Oops...my monitor is almost always on when I'm shooting video logs. I'll have to keep that in mind for next time.
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