A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
Where do you get virgin wool from?
An Ugly sheep.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What's a hindu?
Lays eggs