Jokes

mart · 05-30-2009, 08:40 PM

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them.
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car

Where do you get virgin wool from?
An Ugly sheep.

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's a hindu?
Lays eggs

05-30-2009, 08:40 PM	#11
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them. A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'. Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car Where do you get virgin wool from? An Ugly sheep. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste! What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What's a hindu? Lays eggs __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get