Jokes

[Geezer]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!”

St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“Couple minutes ago......”