Jokes

ugo · 05-24-2009, 08:50 AM

Try to draw! Then do what you want from "animate."
You'll be surprised. Including me.

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/draw_your_own_cartoon

mart · 05-24-2009, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ugo

Try to draw! Then do what you want from "animate."
You'll be surprised. Including me.

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/draw_your_own_cartoon

Silly, but fun thanks Ugo.

ugo · 05-24-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mart

Silly, but fun thanks Ugo.

Indeed Mart.
Very crazy.

mart · 05-24-2009, 10:18 AM

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!.

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbour that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, i'm working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail.

Apologies to all blondes, they are only jokes, unfounded, problably.

MISSY · 05-24-2009, 05:46 PM

A class after a field trip to a local farm!

mart · 05-24-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY

A class after a field trip to a local farm!

Nice one MISSY!.

WhyYou · 05-25-2009, 08:41 PM

'Nuff said...lol!

mart · 05-25-2009, 09:18 PM

Like the pic WhyYou lol, teach em while their young.

05-24-2009, 08:50 AM	#1
ugo Danielle's Future Ex-Husband Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,556	Try to draw! Then do what you want from "animate." You'll be surprised. Including me. http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/draw_your_own_cartoon __________________ Hope,Love,sex : Loving a Girl. Last edited by ugo; 05-24-2009 at 08:53 AM.

05-24-2009, 10:18 AM	#4
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!. A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times, and her neighbour that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box." The blonde answered, "No, i'm working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail. Apologies to all blondes, they are only jokes, unfounded, problably. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get

05-25-2009, 09:18 PM	#8
mart Danielle's Only True Love Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Garden of England, Kent Posts: 2,189	Like the pic WhyYou lol, teach em while their young. __________________ If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get